I don't know, bro. Onion rings are pretty fucking amazing.

Seriously, though. Unless the power of your brain directly impacts your fertility, the article is retarded. I highly doubt that some super-brain genius is somehow walking around with a lower sperm count than some redneck hillbilly who dropped out in the third grade to hunt possum just because he's smarter.

Besides, fertility is not the only reason smart people have less kids. Smart people utilize some form of birth control, regardless of means. I could be shooting guarantees, but I wouldn't know because we use birth control. I'm no idiot. It also has nothing to do with my IQ scores, because I promise, they're average.