Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

as in swear words like "f*ck, sh*t, etc..."

Oh, every language has PLENTY of those, believe me. People appear to be amazingly creative at profanity. It explains a great deal about their nature, really...

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*OOC*

And this, ladies and gentlemen, marks the first post of page 50! I can't believe my little thread made it this far, but there you go. It's been brilliant fun doing this, and as long as people continue to ask questions, I'll continue the thread. Now, I seem to recall mentioning that I'd do a full livestream of Sonic 3 & Knuckles when page 50 was reached. I'll stand by that promise, and I'll provide you with the where and when as soon as I can.

Thanks again for helping this thread reach 50 pages guys, to all who ask or have asked before, or even the idle readers - it's been a great laugh. Let's keep laughing.

*OOC*

[luffy4]

what will you do when it reaches 100 pages?
would it automatically reach 100 pages (from 50) if every member of EP posted 1 question each excluding your answers to said questions?

[Supreme Warrior]

Yo Robotnik I was wondering,

did one of your ancestors make out with Humpty Dumpty or you just really like eggs?

[TheRealSpiders]

I just realized that you don't have eyebrows, do you wax them? If so, why?

[luffy4]

i have seen a few people in reality who waxed off their eyebrows, some looked ok, others HORRIBLE!

[Supreme Warrior]

i have seen a few people in reality who waxed off their eyebrows, some looked ok, others HORRIBLE!

Spoiler warning:

[Joe Blog]

any plans for page 1000?

Do you have spinners on your egg mobile?

Do you have a mini fridge on your egg mobile?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

what will you do when it reaches 100 pages?
would it automatically reach 100 pages (from 50) if every member of EP posted 1 question each excluding your answers to said questions?

- I have no idea. As I've said at times, I didn't expect it to reach 50 at all, never mind much more. We shall see.
- Highly likely, yes. But then, the chances of that happening are highly unlikely.

Yo Robotnik I was wondering,

did one of your ancestors make out with Humpty Dumpty or you just really like eggs?

I have no idea about the amorous involvements of my predecessors, but I very much doubt it. As I've said before, it's a glandular problem. Nothing I can do about it, plus, I look great.

I just realized that you don't have eyebrows, do you wax them? If so, why?

Nope, I just don't grow any hair aside from my mustache. Had it looked into, that's just the way it is with my body, apparently. But look at my mustache, it's luxurious!

i have seen a few people in reality who waxed off their eyebrows, some looked ok, others HORRIBLE!

Yes, I'd never really recommend it.

Spoiler warning:

...quite.

any plans for page 1000?

Do you have spinners on your egg mobile?

Do you have a mini fridge on your egg mobile?

- None whatsoever.
- 'spinners'?
- Yes, actually. It's quite nice for those longer flights.

[luffy4]

i don't think ANY tread has reached beyond 500 pages

[Joe Blog]

i don't think ANY tread has reached beyond 500 pages

But this could be the first

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

i don't think ANY tread has reached beyond 500 pages

But this could be the first

I think one or two of the hangout threads have reached beyond 500, but they often just replace them with new hangout threads with increasingly dubious titles. And I doubt that my glorious thread will hit 500. Who knows though.

Nah, still doubt it.

Also, these technically aren't questions you know.

[luffy4]

you just wanted to post didnt ya? lol

[Joe Blog]

do you use 120/240 volt power through out your ship or varying voltages for different parts of the ship with low or high power requirements?

Do you have a boom box bot so you can listen to music as you work?

[Nemkoon]

How do you feel about the Shitty US government shutting down Megaupload?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

you just wanted to post didnt ya? lol

That is one of the reasons behind this very thread, so I'd say the answer is 'yes'.

do you use 120/240 volt power through out your ship or varying voltages for different parts of the ship with low or high power requirements?

Do you have a boom box bot so you can listen to music as you work?

- 120/240 volt for systems that may sometimes be brought into contact with other systems outside of my ship, for the rest it varies per device and section of the ship.
- Naturally. A lot easier on the ears than an MP3-player, and this one responds to vocal commands. Not to mention it follows me around wherever I want it to, and stops following me whenever I want it to. Perfectly useful, in other words.

How do you feel about the Shitty US government shutting down Megaupload?

Quite unhappy. If I need to procure data, I can get it from practically anywhere, but this is yet another reason why I will take over the world, if only to stop idiotic governments like this one from operating!

Also: Power. And improving the world.