Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

When you rule the world, will you distribute an extremely downgraded and "safe" version of your OS to your subjects?
Will you Remove all other OSes and use what I stated above to occasionally keep track of your subjects or certain subjects?
Do Jack Sicer's questions make you laugh? They make me laugh.
How would one go about learning to speak shakespearian? (I actually do understand most of it, but I would like to speak it fluently)
Do you like art?
How will you handle the educational system?
Since you're from a video game, do you have cheat codes?
If not cheat codes, would you use an Action replay or Gameshark?
Would cheat codes help you get rid of Sonic? (do you think it would work?)
Since you're from a video game, wouldn't that mean you're a piece of software? And since you're a piece of software, wouldn't that mean you could use your expertise and change the coding of the game (or world) you're in and either trap or get rid of sonic? I'm sure that
with your expert programming skills, you would be able to do so quite flawlessly.
Does Pizza really help with cancer?

- Probably, yes.
- Probably, yes. Though I prefer not to spy unless necessary. Incidentally, that was a nice breakfast you had.
- Sometimes. I'll admit that they're becoming a bit repetitive though. Mostly because he IS repeating himself here and there now.
- Learning to speak it... Not sure, I just kind of picked it up, if I'm honest. Try reading The Belgariad, by David Eddings. It's used as a mode of speech by several knights in that series. (Fantasy novels)
- Too broad. I like some styles of art and despise others. This should come as no surprise.
- I have various options in place. Unless the curriculum is a complete wreck though, I'm considering not actually messing with that. To defeat the shortage of teachers, I have built a few capable robots, but only where necessary.
- *OOC Note: I realise Robotnik's from a video game, but I'm RP'ing a living version of him.* I'm from a... what? What is this, a Matrix reference? Yes, I realise games have been made about my attempts at conquest, but I'm very much real, thank you very much.
- See previous question.
- I would expect so, but in those games, the only cheat codes go to Sonic, given that he's portrayed as the hero.
- Please check back to the previous question about me being from a video game. Good grief.
- Tell me, have you ever heard the phrase "wishful thinking"?

so, if i am a robot will you re-program me? just askin. i like to play minesweeper in my head when im bored. i dont want to lose that function.

Only if you're specifically programmed to defy and attack me. I've no quarrel with other bots, as long as they're not designed to counter me in any way.

If you distribute a cut down version of your OS can it have windows pinball, windows solitaire, and grand theft auto or grand theft auto run over sonic edition?

Does your OS use a GUI or does it use a command prompt?

Whats the most funny joke you know?

- You're not very ambitious with your games, are you? Very well, I'll add those daft games. Should you ever have a version of EggOS, you'll find them in the folder "really daft games".
- GUI overall. Command prompts for designing, of course. My programs can't be compared too easily to standard OS's in that sense though.
- I honestly couldn't say. The minute someone asks you that, that funny joke isn't funny anymore.

What is 2 + 2 if it isn't 4?

A mathematical calculation.

[yanazake]

A mathematical calculation.

GENIUS



Now, my question.

[ignoring achie universe] What did you do to Might the Armadillo and Ray the Squirrel? I'm not sure about Ray, but confess that THIS is what you did with Mighty!

[Joe Blog]

You're not very ambitious with your games, are you? Very well, I'll add those daft games. Should you ever have a version of EggOS, you'll find them in the folder "really daft games".

I take it that you don't like Grand theft auto? well you could include gran turismo, final fantasy, quake, the sonic series and crash bandicoot.

Will you continue support for windows xp if you get into power?

Will you make the Internet free to all people?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

GENIUS



Now, my question.

[ignoring achie universe] What did you do to Might the Armadillo and Ray the Squirrel? I'm not sure about Ray, but confess that THIS is what you did with Mighty!

Now be fair, if I'd done that to Mighty it would've been doing him a favour, that game looks hilarious!

I take it that you don't like Grand theft auto? well you could include gran turismo, final fantasy, quake, the sonic series and crash bandicoot.

Will you continue support for windows xp if you get into power?

Will you make the Internet free to all people?

- Fair enough. My remark was primarily aimed at that daft pinball and solitaire games. This list makes it better. Could work.
- Depends. If MicroSoft tries to resist me I'll take it over and Windows will no longer be a necessary option. If not, it'll probably be in their hands.
- I've a few plans on implementing a faster, better internet, but implementing it worldwide could prove troublesome, so for the time being the original system will remain in place.

[ZuNinja]

-Probably, yes. Though I prefer not to spy unless necessary. Incidentally, that was a nice breakfast you had.

Spying on me?

[Joe Blog]

Have you been spying on me?
what do you think of my hair do?
Was my attempt to hack into your computer successful?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Spying on me?

I'll leave that to your paranoia. Sorry, your imagination.

Have you been spying on me?
what do you think of my hair do?
Was my attempt to hack into your computer successful?

- Nahhh, why on earth would I? It's not as if I distrust everyone in the entire world. Oh wait, it is.
- If your avatar is anything to go by, you don't HAVE a hair do.
- If you have to ask me, I think the answer should be held as self-evident, don't you? Also, a hack attempt was repelled from my regular computer some time ago. So to answer your question - no. No it wasn't. And on the infinitesimally tiny off-chance that it was successful: Welcome to my non-base computer, which stores none of the data I use for my plots, creations, and similar.

[luffy4]

Why are "Final Notices" usually followed by 20 more "Final Notices"
from the same person, agency or company?

Is a no brainer something you actually do because you have no brains or
something you fail to do because you have none? Are all deals on the Interner no brainers?

Do you believe that I can make you 1.2 million dollars cash in less than 30 days,
100% GUARANTEED using my newly discovered secret system?
Do you believe the price for my secret plan was $595.00 but has just been lowered to
$1.99 because I'm such a great guy?

Why do people believe this crap and invest their money in these scams?
Does greedy really have to equal stupid?

Is it correct or even fair for the 99 cent stores to state
that they have never raised prices when multiple items that used to cost 99 cents total
are now priced each to total more, i.e. 2/99 cent items are now 59 cents or more each.
What about all the 99 cent items that are shrinking giving you less for your 99 cents?
Aren't these raised price?

Why is it that when someone does something bad, government and business
leaders make new rules that wouldn't have prevented it in the first place,
i.e. a man brings a bomb on a plane and tries to detonate it so now you can't use the
restroom for the last hour of the flight?
If you really have to go, do they think rules will stop you?
Doesn't it just become a matter of where?

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

Why are there now more overweight (fat) people
in the world than starving people?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Isn't it sour already?

If psychics can really see the future, why don't
they all come to Vegas and get rich?

How many hours a year do we lose trying to get
an actual live human being on the phone
when we have a problem that the
computer/answering system can’t resolve.

Why is milk a necessary ingredient to make instant potatoes?
Is milk removed when potatoes are dehydrated?
How does one milk a potato?

Should a person with a beard wash it with soap or use shampoo?
Should someone invent beard shampoo? Is this the next billion dollar idea?

If vampires don't breath, how do they talk?

If the laws of attraction really work,
why do most of the gamblers who play in Vegas lose?
They all really do think they're going to win, don't they?

When people say that the world is getting smaller,
do they mean the cans, boxes and other containers
of things we buy are getting smaller
while the price remains the same (or sometimes even increase)?
Who wants to buy 2.4 servings of something anyway?

When a grocery store has a section for
"Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of
the food items in that store are unnatural?

If some foods are organic,
are the rest of the foods inorganic?
If so, will chewing them hurt your teeth?

Why is it OK to sell your blood or sperm,
but illegal to sell a kidney or part of your liver
which could save someones life?

Why are there so many "R" rated movies
without nudity? If a movie is already rated "R" due to violence,
drug use, language, etc., what does the producer or director think
he will lose by showing a little skin?

and yes, i do have a source for random and confusing questions!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Why are "Final Notices" usually followed by 20 more "Final Notices"
from the same person, agency or company?

Is a no brainer something you actually do because you have no brains or
something you fail to do because you have none? Are all deals on the Interner no brainers?

Do you believe that I can make you 1.2 million dollars cash in less than 30 days,
100% GUARANTEED using my newly discovered secret system?
Do you believe the price for my secret plan was $595.00 but has just been lowered to
$1.99 because I'm such a great guy?

Why do people believe this crap and invest their money in these scams?
Does greedy really have to equal stupid?

Is it correct or even fair for the 99 cent stores to state
that they have never raised prices when multiple items that used to cost 99 cents total
are now priced each to total more, i.e. 2/99 cent items are now 59 cents or more each.
What about all the 99 cent items that are shrinking giving you less for your 99 cents?
Aren't these raised price?

Why is it that when someone does something bad, government and business
leaders make new rules that wouldn't have prevented it in the first place,
i.e. a man brings a bomb on a plane and tries to detonate it so now you can't use the
restroom for the last hour of the flight?
If you really have to go, do they think rules will stop you?
Doesn't it just become a matter of where?

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

Why are there now more overweight (fat) people
in the world than starving people?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Isn't it sour already?

If psychics can really see the future, why don't
they all come to Vegas and get rich?

How many hours a year do we lose trying to get
an actual live human being on the phone
when we have a problem that the
computer/answering system can’t resolve.

Why is milk a necessary ingredient to make instant potatoes?
Is milk removed when potatoes are dehydrated?
How does one milk a potato?

Should a person with a beard wash it with soap or use shampoo?
Should someone invent beard shampoo? Is this the next billion dollar idea?

If vampires don't breath, how do they talk?

If the laws of attraction really work,
why do most of the gamblers who play in Vegas lose?
They all really do think they're going to win, don't they?

When people say that the world is getting smaller,
do they mean the cans, boxes and other containers
of things we buy are getting smaller
while the price remains the same (or sometimes even increase)?
Who wants to buy 2.4 servings of something anyway?

When a grocery store has a section for
"Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of
the food items in that store are unnatural?

If some foods are organic,
are the rest of the foods inorganic?
If so, will chewing them hurt your teeth?

Why is it OK to sell your blood or sperm,
but illegal to sell a kidney or part of your liver
which could save someones life?

Why are there so many "R" rated movies
without nudity? If a movie is already rated "R" due to violence,
drug use, language, etc., what does the producer or director think
he will lose by showing a little skin?

and yes, i do have a source for random and confusing questions!

D'you know that this doesn't come as a surprise? I'll admit I'm not necessarily overfond of your source though. They stray into the "stupid question" territory a bit too often to be "random and confusing". Oh well, taking it from the top once more.

- Because "Final Notice" is essentially a bluff, as it always has been.
- No, it's something so simplistic that you barely have to engage your brain to handle it. Rather like this question. So to answer your followup: No, not all questions on the net are no-brainers. Only the braindead ones are.
- No.
- No.
- Because of a fundamental truth about sentient races that I figured out quite some time ago. People are dumb.
- Greed in moderation doesn't necessarily equal stupidity. However, the two complement eachother remarkably well.
- Is it correct or even fair to harp on about stores that sell stuff to you for less than pocket change?
- Because bureaucracy is an overused tool that leads to excessive idiocy.
- Depends. If there's an armed officer on board? Yes, I really rather think the rules will stop me. Not ME, of course, but an ordinary citizen, yes.
- I don't particularly want to contemplate that. I don't know why you keep wanting to contemplate things like this.
- The ones that have seeds are obviously imperfect products.
- Because the United States.
- In response to this, allow me to pose you a little experiment. Buy some sour cream, let it go a few weeks past the expiration date (while leaving it out of the fridge, preferably), and force yourself to eat it. If you don't die from acute food poisoning, now you know why it has an expiration date.
- Because true psychics are extremely rare, and the ones that push themselves into the spotlights are pretty much universally miserable lying scamming cretins.
- I'm sure someone's figured out an average to this. To that someone, I have this to say: DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH YOUR LIFE.
- Why wouldn't it be?
- Feel free to believe that.
- I'll let you imagine that.
- Should a person with a beard really give a damn?
- No, and no, respectively.
- They don't have to breathe. They can still do so and do so in order to produce vocal sounds.
- Because the laws of attraction have bugger-all to do with the primary component of these people: Idiocy.
- No. That really isn't what people mean when they say the world is getting smaller. If you actually think that, I know one or two excellent psychiatrists I can refer you to. And nobody wants to buy 2.4 servings of anything. That would be stupid.
- Given most supermarkets, yes. Yes it does.
- Let's just go with 'yes' on that one and ignore it. Also, how the hell do you equate inorganic food with painful teeth unless you were raised eating ROCKS!?
- Already had this one.
- Because R rating doesn't necessarily mean nudity? Put it this way. Nudity is not a necessity for a film to be R rated. The producer likely did not avoid nudity to prevent shocking his viewers, but felt it was unnecessary. I realise this may seem unnatural to you, given the questions you keep bloody asking.

[Kouen Hasuki]

What 3 improvements do you intend to fit to the Egg Carrier?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

What 3 improvements do you intend to fit to the Egg Carrier?

Part of this is classified, but I can give away three minor spoilers in terms of upgrades.

Firstly, I fully intend to upgrade my shielding systems. Just because the Egg Carrier is defunct as a frontline battlestation doesn't mean I want to be attacked. This ship is my home, after all. Secondly, I want to integrate a few backup power systems. Knuckles might not have realised that I've snitched the Master Emerald from him ages ago, but there's no guarantee that this happy state of affairs will continue. Thirdly, and finally, I want to refurbish my living quarters. The wallpaper is garish, and frankly, I want to add in a living room and possibly guest quarters.

[luffy4]

1. How many golf balls can you fit in a school bus?
2. How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?
3. How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?
4. Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife. Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?
5. You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?
6. If you look at a clock and the time is 3:15, what is the angle between the hour and the minute hands?
7. Suppose we have N companies, and we want to eventually merge them into one big company. How many ways are there to merge?
8. Why are manhole covers round?
9. A man pushed his car to a hotel and lost his fortune. What happened?
10. Explain the significance of “dead beef.”
11. Design an evacuation plan for San Francisco.
12. You have eight balls all of the same size. Seven of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings?

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
7. Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
10. Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
12. Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a “wise man” and ” wise guy” opposites?
14. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
15. Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas – What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. if someone tells you something is dirty what do you think first perverted dirty or mud kind of dirty?
29. what will the Robotnik gameconsole be like?
30. if sonic went back in time by exactly 10 minutes and challenged himself to a race which sonic would win?
31. was sonic a sellout in adventure for not wearing his trademark sneakers?
32. why was sonic and the black knight recalled and why werent you in it?
33. http://www.sonicgear.org/FanEvents/J...manCostume.jpg is this a good you?

more questions from my colorful friend!!!

[Darklinky]

OMG

[TheRealSpiders]

Why haven't you gotten bored of staring at walls of text? What is wrong with you?

[Darklinky]

Why haven't you gotten bored of staring at walls of text? What is wrong with you?

Its all a bit much