Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

How come we don't hear about you on the news?
What colour did you paint my laser cannon with a removable rocket launcher? Is it very heavy? Can it be plugged into the mains to charge up? Does it take AAA battery's?
Maybe you could have a big party on your ship to celebrate reaching 50 pages?
would you mind me making a super post to bump up the page count to 50?
How often do you sleep? ,you said in a previous post that you don't sleep much maybe if you slept more perhaps you would have a better chance of catching sonic

- I couldn't say. Perhaps you just don't actually watch the news. *OOC Note: Try not to pick this apart. I know it's not the most solid reasoning, but it works as long as you don't start forcing cracks open. *
- Red and yellow. And what do you mean YOUR laser cannon? At present, it's still mine. And yes, it's heavy. It's a bloody laser cannon with removable ROCKET LAUNCHER. Did you expect a 200-gram weapon? Also, no, it can't be plugged into the power mains. Laser cannons require power cells. Manufactured by me. Obviously, these power cells are no AAA batteries.
- That could work. I'll think about it.
- Depends. If you intend to spam every question you have in separate posts, then don't. If all goes well, we'll reach page 50 in due time.
- Not very often, but it's not affecting me too badly. I do make sure to be extremely well-rested before setting any plots in motion, of course.

sir u sure like to answer lots questions.
why not be a teacher and have students to help you dominate the world?
and i like sonic and knucles too its the greatest!!

Yes. Yes I do. It keeps me busy and it's a fun way to spend non-scheming time. And I went back to get my teaching degree a short while ago, I just don't actively teach just now.

[JKDarkside]

Hey remember that one time where accidentally started the end of the world and I had to team up with that prick Shadow and that dick Sonic to clean it up?

Or that other time where the alternate universe version of yourself that is actually sometimes successful tried unleashed a giant fire monster of death upon the world because he was insane and kicked your ass to take your place to do so?

Fun times.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Hey remember that one time where accidentally started the end of the world and I had to team up with that prick Shadow and that dick Sonic to clean it up?

Or that other time where the alternate universe version of yourself that is actually sometimes successful tried unleashed a giant fire monster of death upon the world because he was insane and kicked your ass to take your place to do so?

Fun times.

- No. All I have is peripheral data. *OOC Note: Really now people, this is question #7328947 I got about this. Sonic 2006 ended with that daft bint Elise wishing for everything in that trainwreck of a story to have NEVER HAPPENED. I do not remember anything of it because it NEVER HAPPENED. Is this now clear?*
- What, you mean Nega? He's not from an alternate universe, he's my descendant. And one of the reasons I've resolved to never get married. Ever. Also, what do you mean "sometimes successful"? Nega has the same track record as I do, thank you very much. To put it succinctly: "Initiate plot - run headlong into Sonic/Blaze - Get annihilated."

[JKDarkside]

Actually, Nega is from a parallel world, as is the Blaze we see running around. The one from 06 was a different Blaze, the one we know was from the Rush series and had her from another Earth with Sol Emeralds instead of Chaos. Wish Sega didn't drop the ball there.

Also, Elsie didn't wish everything didn't happen, she destroyed the original form of Solaris and made it impossible for him to exist, negating everything but Silver's timeline, just now without Iblis in it.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Actually, Nega is from a parallel world, as is the Blaze we see running around. The one from 06 was a different Blaze, the one we know was from the Rush series and had her from another Earth with Sol Emeralds instead of Chaos. Wish Sega didn't drop the ball there.

Also, Elsie didn't wish everything didn't happen, she destroyed the original form of Solaris and made it impossible for him to exist, negating everything but Silver's timeline, just now without Iblis in it.

- Actually, Nega's my descendant. While SEGA documents the history of my defeats, they got their facts screwy here. I fought through those messes. Descendant, trust me. *OOC Note: Remember that I'm RolePlaying a Robotnik who has done everything, and the games are merely documentation of events. It'll allow me to still discuss them. I merely choose to consider Sonic 2006 to have never happened, as it's the biggest single bloody trainwreck I have ever played. I don't care how awesome Silver was (I can't stand him personally, but tastes vary), the game was an absolute horror.*
- That's what the game would've told you, yes. The reality of the matter is simply that practically all of what happened there has been erased from history. The game was already nearly finished by the time the great event took place, so they shoehorned in an awkward ending. *Another OOC Note: I bloody hate time travel in games if they try to overplay it. In Generations at least the time travel bollocks was basically an excuse for the gameplay, rather than a crucial plot device that they wouldn't stop going ON about. In 2006 the game is filled with so many obscenely huge plotholes and paradoxes it's just painful to behold.*

[luffy4]

why?
did you know Omochao is a pun?
whats your favorite console
what do you think of Chris Thorndike?
would you climb mnt everest?
what about Fuji?
do you like fudge?
if we call japanese cartoons anime, what does japan call american cartoons?
what do you think of this egg"man" http://grim-kun.deviantart.com/art/S...Agrim-kun&qo=4

we are on page 40...celebration?

[Darklinky]

Do you think you are getting too many stupid questions now?
Do you think people should back read to see that most questions hae already been answered?
What do you want for christmas?

[Joe Blog]

Do you windows, ubuntu, mac, or your own OS that you have made your self?
Do you have a cell phone with a 8 core cpu?
Would a car battery run my laser cannon or would i need to hook up some jumper cables to a over head power line?
Have you ever had any interests in women before?
How do you plan on slowing down your ageing and or stoping it altogether?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

why?
did you know Omochao is a pun?
whats your favorite console
what do you think of Chris Thorndike?
would you climb mnt everest?
what about Fuji?
do you like fudge?
if we call japanese cartoons anime, what does japan call american cartoons?
what do you think of this egg"man" http://grim-kun.deviantart.com/art/S...Agrim-kun&qo=4

we are on page 40...celebration?

- Why what?
- I'd heard, yes.
- I tend not to pick favourites among consoles. Picking favourite games is already a hazardous thing in any discussion, trying to pick a favourite console will rapidly leave you a bloody smear on the walls. Some discussions just don't have any hope. I'll stick with the games I like. If they're on a console I have, then yay.
- Annoying whiny kid that ALWAYS needs rescuing. I'd say he's a bit like Princess Peach, but his gender works against him. And even then I'm not sure...
- I have a flying Eggmobile. Of course I wouldn't!
- See previous question.
- Hell. Yes.
- Probably "Horrible" in Japanese.
- I am now immensely scared and worried. This is why I strive to avoid random browsing. Too many things you encounter that you rather wish you hadn't...
- I already said, I'll celebrate at page 50, though I still have no idea how.

Do you think you are getting too many stupid questions now?
Do you think people should back read to see that most questions hae already been answered?
What do you want for christmas?

- No more or less than usual, really. There are some mindbogglingly thick questions, but I've had those throughout the thread.
- Only the more obvious questions. The search function is there for a reason you know. But for the rarer questions, I'll allow for coincidence.
- Sonic to decide that he agrees with my goals and stop standing in the way of my rightful conquest would be favourite. Failing that, a copy of Stronghold 3. I love those games.

Do you windows, ubuntu, mac, or your own OS that you have made your self?
Do you have a cell phone with a 8 core cpu?
Would a car battery run my laser cannon or would i need to hook up some jumper cables to a over head power line?
Have you ever had any interests in women before?
How do you plan on slowing down your ageing and or stoping it altogether?

- I am the greatest scientific genius in the world. I am capable of building a fleet that can rival the size and mass of small cities. And you ask me if I use a standard OS. Really. Of COURSE I use my own Operating System. None of the regular ones are capable of running my systems, or safe enough.
- No. That would be a downgrade.
- It wouldn't. Again, Robotnik-manufactured power cells are your friend here.
- And back to rule one. I won't discuss this, sorry. My romantic life is just that. MY romantic life. As limited as it has always been.
- A few possibilities exist, that will remain undisclosed. One that I'm willing to name is "Roboticization". And that's all you'll get.

[luffy4]

should we call her eggwoman?
what would you think of a universe where your, sonic etc... genders were ALL opposite?
would you invade said world?
do you like invader zim?
do you like penguins?
what about exploding penguins? (see: Prinny)

[soysauce2rice]

Has George Foreman ever tried to sell you a grill?
Would you consider being a supermall Santa for a day just to enjoy (possibly) scaring little children?
Are you left handed or right handed?
Do you have your own catch phrase?
What is your college major?
Jetpack or Rocket Boots... or Neither?

[Darklinky]

I really wanna watch The spike VGAs, but cannot find it anywhere online and cannot watch on the offical site coz im in the UK. Can you help?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

should we call her eggwoman?
what would you think of a universe where your, sonic etc... genders were ALL opposite?
would you invade said world?
do you like invader zim?
do you like penguins?
what about exploding penguins? (see: Prinny)

- Call her what you like. Every time I think of that image my mind descends into horrified incoherence, so I'll just avoid the whole thing completely.
- I'd be worried, yet unsurprised. Knowing the multiverse, it probably exists somewhere.
- Hell no.
- Heard about it, never really got 'round to watching it.
- Well, they're penguins. I neither like nor dislike them, they're just... well, there. I'll give 'em props for their swimming ability though.
- That would be amusing/disgusting to see. Evolutionary dead-end though, somehow.

Has George Foreman ever tried to sell you a grill?
Would you consider being a supermall Santa for a day just to enjoy (possibly) scaring little children?
Are you left handed or right handed?
Do you have your own catch phrase?
What is your college major?
Jetpack or Rocket Boots... or Neither?

- Who?
- Not particularly. I have nothing against Santa Claus, and I see no real reason to dress up as him. And why would I want to scare children? Unless they're Sonic's kids, of course. *urgh*, now you had me consider the thought of Sonic ever having kids. Thanks.
- Lefthanded.
- Quite a few, really. "Time for a change of pace!" "Get a load of this!" "Now you know why I am the best!" (I've got more)
- Eggmobile, obviously.

I really wanna watch The spike VGAs, but cannot find it anywhere online and cannot watch on the offical site coz im in the UK. Can you help?

- Give me a description of... well, whatever it is, because I've no idea, and I'll see what I can dig up for you.

[Joe Blog]

If a cell phone with a 8 core cpu is a down grade to you how many does your current one have?
Your os sounds great! would it work on a standard pc or mac?
Does your os work with windows video games?
how powerful are your power cells?
where can i buy them?
Do you think that sonics (if he ever has any) kids will be stupider than him?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

If a cell phone with a 8 core cpu is a down grade to you how many does your current one have?
Your os sounds great! would it work on a standard pc or mac?
Does your os work with windows video games?
how powerful are your power cells?
where can i buy them?
Do you think that sonics (if he ever has any) kids will be stupider than him?

- That's classified. My devices for personal use are all built to the highest possible standards (mine), and until my takeover, my designs will remain just that. MINE.
- Of course it wouldn't. My OS is designed to handle battleships, fleets, and all my personal mechs. Regular PCs or Macs wouldn't have a hope of mustering the required processing power needed.
- Yes. Yes it does.
- Think of the word "immensely". That word isn't enough to describe how powerful these cells have to be. Any questions?
- You can't. See my answer to your first question. MY designs.
- Who knows. I try not to think about Sonic having offspring in the first place, really. And in fairness, Sonic's not exactly stupid. He's arrogant, cocky, far too eager to get into a fight with me, and remarkably annoying. He's not stupid. No genius, granted, but he's not an absolute idiot. Look to Knuckles for THAT. Or, of course, Big.