Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Grouch]

have you ever kicked small animals?
have you ever had the sudden urge to go postal?
have you ever thought of making large robots like elephants, horses, hippos ect?
does brown and purple mix?
following up a previous question about your birth, who were your parents?

[ZuNinja]

What is your opinion about ninja?
Considering what they are capable of, would a Ninja or mutiple Ninja be useful to you in taking over the world?
Do you think time travel would help if you were to back in time far enough and somehow take sonic under your wing from birth or do something to prevent his meddling?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

have you ever kicked small animals?
have you ever had the sudden urge to go postal?
have you ever thought of making large robots like elephants, horses, hippos ect?
does brown and purple mix?
following up a previous question about your birth, who were your parents?

- No. I don't believe in senseless violence. On the other hand, I cheerfully direct sensible violence at deserving targets.
- Well, other than my rage-fueled attempt to nuke Station Square... nah. If you have weapons under your control of the magnitude I possess, some self-control is quite useful.
- Once or twice. They rarely worked out well. I'm sort of stepping away from rehashing the animal themed bots anyway, as you may have noticed. Egg Pawns are quite useful.
- I suppose they could mix, but I fail to see why anyone would CARE.
- My parents were [CLASSIFIED], and that's about all you'll get from me. It's not information I am willing to discuss, if I'm entirely honest with you.

What is your opinion about ninja?
Considering what they are capable of, would a Ninja or mutiple Ninja be useful to you in taking over the world?
Do you think time travel would help if you were to back in time far enough and somehow take sonic under your wing from birth or do something to prevent his meddling?

- What kind of ninja? The ancient warriors of great prowess or the nigh-mythical fashion-victim internet ninja? The former: Great respect. The latter: No respect whatsoever.
- Perhaps, but I have my own stealthy systems. I'm not ALL brash arrogance. Mostly, yes, but not all.
- Not particularly. Sonic isn't just who he is from how he is raised. His nature goes all the way to the bone, and no amount of meddling will change that. Hell, even mind control didn't work. Plus, I rather dislike Time Travel. Too many easy paradoxes. Evil Plot: Generations was a mistake. Lot of fun, but a mistake.

[Grouch]

do you gamble?
do you ever bake cookies?
have you ever thought of wearing black gloves instead of white ones?

[ZuNinja]

Sonic and Shadow were in the last Super Smash Bros. How would you feel if they added you as a playable character in the next?

[luffy4]

do you like epic mickey?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

do you gamble?
do you ever bake cookies?
have you ever thought of wearing black gloves instead of white ones?

- I used to, a bit. Didn't really interest me, though I quite liked the style of casinos, as evidenced by several of my bases.
- At times, when I feel like treating myself. Usually just after putting the final polish on the next scheme. Or just after losing.
- Could try it, but I'm not sure if they'd accessorise.

Sonic and Shadow were in the last Super Smash Bros. How would you feel if they added you as a playable character in the next?

I would, of course, be flattered. If they at least let me keep SOME dignity, that is.

do you like epic mickey?

Haven't had the chance to play it as yet. Mostly because I don't actually own a Wii, but still.

[luffy4]

would you pick a fight with goku luffy laharl or naruto?
do you prefer a villain that is evil for no reason or a sympathetic villain?
make a bad pun about sonic

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

would you pick a fight with goku luffy laharl or naruto?
do you prefer a villain that is evil for no reason or a sympathetic villain?
make a bad pun about sonic

- Well, the only ones I've watched the series of is Goku. The rest... well, I've heard of Naruto, and I've never seen either Luffy or Laharl. And no, I wouldn't pick a fight with any of them. Not because I couldn't beat them, but because I'm not voluntarily committing cerebral suicide. I like my brain where it is, and the collective stupid of especially Goku would cause mass braincell-suicide.
- Evil for evil's sake is the silliest plot device in the history of anything. It's one of the reasons I dislike several of my dimensional counterparts. "I POLLUTE BECAUSE I HATE FRESHNESS!" Oh come on.
- That is not a question, but a demand. I also dislike puns. Denied.

(Note: I do commit puns on occasion, but that doesn't make me like them any more)

[luffy4]

would you be able to defeat galactis (from fantastic 4) with only your fellow sonic villains and none of the heroes?
what do you think of fan characters? especially the really crappy ones that are just recolors of the regular characters such as yourself?
do you like how 4kids censored sonic x?
is there a company you truly hate?
If you knew you had only 2 weeks to live and death was imminent what ae the regrets you would have? Why haven't you done anything about those regrets? How would you spend those two weeks?
If someone gave you $1,000 and asked you to kill a butterfly by burning it alive in the flame of candle, would you do it?
Have you ever been arrested or charged for your crimes?
I always lie, including now, am i lying?
Is it possible to give what we don't have?
Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
Will the next word you say be 'no'?



YAY lots of questions, i wonder how u will answer...

[ZuNinja]

If you WERE going to be in the next Smash Bros. game, what type of fighting methods would you use?
And by methods, I mean like the way you would fight (Example: Snake is a strategic character with guns and Ike is just a powerhouse)

And my brother asks: Have you ever went to go #2 and then sat on the toilet and found the seat to be warm? If so, were you relaxed by the feeling of warmth?

[Grouch]

if you could only choose one which would you choose cake or pie?
have you ever thought about breaking into peoples houses and wrecking them up?
do you still have an evil laugh?
about evil laughs what makes them so evil?
do you ever visit other evil doctors or villains?
have you ever considered making your own evil consul?
have you ever considered using a king kong sized monster to get sonic?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

would you be able to defeat galactis (from fantastic 4) with only your fellow sonic villains and none of the heroes?
what do you think of fan characters? especially the really crappy ones that are just recolors of the regular characters such as yourself?
do you like how 4kids censored sonic x?
is there a company you truly hate?
If you knew you had only 2 weeks to live and death was imminent what ae the regrets you would have? Why haven't you done anything about those regrets? How would you spend those two weeks?
If someone gave you $1,000 and asked you to kill a butterfly by burning it alive in the flame of candle, would you do it?
Have you ever been arrested or charged for your crimes?
I always lie, including now, am i lying?
Is it possible to give what we don't have?
Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
Will the next word you say be 'no'?



YAY lots of questions, i wonder how u will answer...

- Obviously. Also: What fellow villains? I'd launch the Egg Carrier's armaments to deter it, while preparing the Death Egg's primary systems for launch. Trust me when I say the Death Egg will have little trouble with this planet-eating upstart. I tend to use the Death Egg only in cases of absolute planet destruction. I want the planet, not a broken shell. So what better to use against something like Galactus than the good old Planet Cracker?
- I try to reserve judgement, though the standard recolours are mostly just lazy.
- Of course I bloody don't, but I believe anything 4Kids touches is highly likely to turn to ashes almost immediately. It's like they deliberately go "hrm, we have this series here. Tell you what we'll do. Flush the tapes, then fish it out of the raw sewage. Then piss on it. Then release it."
- Several. Fox comes to mind. As does UbiSoft. (*OOC Note: this is actually a personal hatred just now, I'll type up a post in the general gaming forum about it later, if there isn't one already.*)
- Only two weeks? I'd probably spend them talking to those whom I had fought so long. I haven't had a normal conversation with Sonic in ages now. Don't get me wrong - I do regret the destruction and suffering I have caused. But I know that if I do not act, the pain and suffering upon the world will be far worse in the future. I intend to take this miserable husk of a world and turn it into something worthwhile! If I were to die soon, I'd probably shut everything down, or try to find another like-minded genius.
- I can fund several large robot armies at any given time. Why on earth would I kill a butterfly for what is, to me, an absolutely miniscule amount of money? I'm not in any financial trouble in the slightest. I don't kill for stupid reasons. I try not to kill at all, in fact, as I"ve mentioned before.
- Charged for them once or twice. I never sat the punishment, of course, but I got charged for them. I fully intend to absolve myself the moment I become ruler. Strange, no?
- ZuNinja already tried this one. DO pay attention.
- Only if one is a conman.
- Then clearly one of the two scientists who made these objects is going to be a sorely disappointed scientist.
- Yup. It might make one younger if one drinks it, but if one chokes on it, youth won't save you from not being able to BREATHE.
- Whoo more paradoxes. Here's your answer to this question: Who knows? I can be unpredictable.

If you WERE going to be in the next Smash Bros. game, what type of fighting methods would you use?
And by methods, I mean like the way you would fight (Example: Snake is a strategic character with guns and Ike is just a powerhouse)

And my brother asks: Have you ever went to go #2 and then sat on the toilet and found the seat to be warm? If so, were you relaxed by the feeling of warmth?

- Probably a power suit to augment my physical strength (within the bounds of the rules), and ranged weaponry (within the bounds of the rules). I think I'd probably be a powerhouse though. While I very much enjoy strategising, there's also a great deal of charm to blithely smashing something to the high heavens.
- Your brother's curiously specific question worries me. I do fear that I shall decline from answering this, mostly because even considering it makes my brain lock up in "WOT" mode.

if you could only choose one which would you choose cake or pie?
have you ever thought about breaking into peoples houses and wrecking them up?
do you still have an evil laugh?
about evil laughs what makes them so evil?
do you ever visit other evil doctors or villains?
have you ever considered making your own evil consul?
have you ever considered using a king kong sized monster to get sonic?

- Cake. I like cake.
- I'd hardly see the point to it. Even if I had such a thought in mind, I could just bomb the place. Faster and rather more efficient. If you mean for the sake of relieving frustration, I've a few heavily armoured weapons rooms for that.
- Of course I do. It just seems silly to laugh evilly in type, so I tend to laugh evilly out loud when I plot instead.
- There aren't many here, and the ones that are there are almost universally silly. Exceptionally intelligent, but their motives... ugh. "I hate the warm, so I'll turn the world into a polar cap forever!!!" Really Dr. Frost? That's it? (*OOC Note: Made up name. Deal with it. *)
- Harmonics and overtones, my dear Grouch. If one cannot lay a suitably evil harmonic into one's laughter, what would be the point, after all? It is also important to laugh in such a manner only when releasing something designed to defeat one's opponents, or when one is certain of victory, even if one gets defeated regardless.
- Heavens no. The whole problem with consuls and viziers is that they're universally treacherous. It's something speaking to them, perhaps.
- I have dozens of king-kong sized creations. If you mean using the same concept as King Kong, then no.

[Grouch]

what do you think of censorship and the internet?

[TheRealSpiders]

what do you think of censorship and the internet?

I would like to further simplify this question and ask what do you think of the internet as a whole?