The Inferno Out: How to make Inferno stop chewing on the Christmas JTAG

[Wyrm]

Doesn't sound like my kind of game.

Not my kind either.

[Inferno.]

I was with my ex for almost 3 years.

Prior to that, well, I never really had a relationship before that.

I'm going to go cry in the corner now.

I haven't been with anyone longer than a month.

Was hoping to make the last one last a little longer, but meh, no more "long distance relationships" for me. ~50 miles my arse.

[Wyrm]

How am I going to help you break your arm?

Put her in an arm bar?

[Inferno.]

Put her in an arm bar?

I'm not an angry or violent person at all.

[Wyrm]

I haven't been with anyone longer than a month.

Was hoping to make the last one last a little longer, but meh, no more "long distance relationships" for me. ~50 miles my arse.

After we broke up, I discovered EP.

I was all downhill from there.

[Inferno.]

Also, all the interesting conversations/people always appear when I'm meant to be asleep...

[Wyrm]

I'm not an angry or violent person at all.

It takes very little force to break someones arm with that hold.

No anger or violence required.

[Inferno.]

In other news, I should have Uncharted 3 by the time I wake up!

!!

[Milady]

How am I going to help you break your arm?

I just want to see what happens if you have to see a little bit of blood.

You're doing it wrong.

An arm injury means no computer or video games.

Break a leg.

I'm going for the left arm. I mean, I only need the thumb on the left side for most games.

I want to miss out on work, not normal activities of daily living.

[Inferno.]

It takes very little force to break someones arm with that hold.

No anger or violence required.

See, this kind of thing doesn't interest me.

Although I do wish I was a little bit more aware on self defense techniques in case it ever came about I needed to fuck someone up.

[Inferno.]

I just want to see what happens if you have to see a little bit of blood. :

Not bothered by it.

Put a film on where they're smashing people over the head with hammers, duct taping people's faces to other people's arses and I probably will be sick everywhere.

[Wyrm]

See, this kind of thing doesn't interest me.

Although I do wish I was a little bit more aware on self defense techniques in case it ever came about I needed to fuck someone up.

I practiced Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all through my teens.

Com at me, bro.

[Raype]

I'm going for the left arm. I mean, I only need the thumb on the left side for most games.

I want to miss out on work, not normal activities of daily living.

But it's cold out there. This is an excuse to stay in.

Also, a way to make people feel bad and therefore run errands for you.

So you don't need to carry out most of the normal activities anyway.

Or you could always fake a back injury.

[Inferno.]

I practiced Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all through my teens.

Com at me, bro.

If I got attacked I'd probably look for the nearest brick, pipe, or anything and just batter the cunt with that.

Then end up being jailed for self defense.

[Nemkoon]

All you need to do is hit him in the neck.