The Inferno Out: How to make Inferno stop chewing on the Christmas JTAG

[Wyrm]

And you never got to tap that and were dropped so she could be plowed by someone with balls.

Yup, sure told that bitch.

Damn bro, don't you think that was a bit harsh?

Spoiler warning:

Yeah, neither did I.

[Inferno.]

IT BEGINS.

It really doesn't, I think at the most I might look it up on IMDB tomorrow.

[Nemkoon]

Wait, we're making fun of Inferno for not being able to watch horror movies?

[Inferno.]

Damn bro, don't you think that was a bit harsh?

Spoiler warning:

Yeah, neither did I.

Just means I get to be single again for ~4 years before another woman comes along.

[Raype]

Damn bro, don't you think that was a bit harsh?

Spoiler warning:

Yeah, neither did I.

If I don't knock inferno around a bit, how will he ever develop the hard outer shell necessary to navigate life?

His years of skipping school to grind achievements has made him a soft, doughy lump.

It is our duty to mold him into at least a doughboy.

[Wyrm]

I'm surprised I like scary games, mind you, I'm a total wimp with Silent Hill games.

See, now I'm the complete opposite.

I can deal with scary films all day long.

I couldn't play Call of Cthulhu for more than an hour without pissing myself.

[Wyrm]

Just means I get to be single again for ~4 years before another woman comes along.

I feel your pain. Seriously.

I've been single for almost 2 years now. Shit sucks.

[Inferno.]

See, now I'm the complete opposite.

I can deal with scary films all day long.

I couldn't play Call of Cthulhu for more than an hour without pissing myself.

Never played that one.

[Inferno.]

I feel your pain. Seriously.

I've been single for almost 2 years now. Shit sucks.

The girl I was seeing prior to this one in 2008 (making it 3 years, not 4, derp) was really pretty. I was just stupidly immature and cared what my friends thought so much more than I should have.

[Wyrm]

Never played that one.

You should.

It's actually a good game.

Well, when you're not jumping and screaming like a 12 year old girl every five minutes anyway.

[Inferno.]

You should.

It's actually a good game.

Well, when you're not jumping and screaming like a 12 year old girl every five minutes anyway.

Doesn't sound like my kind of game.

[Milady]

Consider tipping.

Those waitresses don't do shit.

The real heroes are the people who put up with fucktards all day.

I'm thinking a nice compound fracture should give me a good enough excuse to stay home.

Hey, Inferno, come over here and help me break my arm.

[Wyrm]

The girl I was seeing prior to this one in 2008 (making it 3 years, not 4, derp) was really pretty. I was just stupidly immature and cared what my friends thought so much more than I should have.

I was with my ex for almost 3 years.

Prior to that, well, I never really had a relationship before that.

I'm going to go cry in the corner now.

[Inferno.]

I'm thinking a nice compound fracture should give me a good enough excuse to stay home.

Hey, Inferno, come over here and help me break my arm.

How am I going to help you break your arm?

[Raype]

I'm thinking a nice compound fracture should give me a good enough excuse to stay home.

Hey, Inferno, come over here and help me break my arm.

You're doing it wrong.

An arm injury means no computer or video games.

Break a leg.