Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Have you ever considered the possibility of joining forces with sonic? I mean, just for the heck of it-imagine you turned "good" and made friends with Sonic and pals. How would that play out?

Probably poorly. I respect Sonic and his friends for their abilities. I don't hold the same views and convictions as they do. I work better alone.

Have you considered hair loss treatment?

Do you polish the top head?

- Nope. As I've said before, bald is beautiful.
- The top head?

who would win in a fight master chief or samus, full armor

Hrmmm, difficult to say...

I'm inclined to say Samus, she has more weapons available at any given time, and is more versatile than Master Chief.

would you ever use little animals as a power source again?
has PETA come after you for that yet?
what do you think about PETA and the tanuki thing?

- Don't think so, if I'm honest. It was a daft system to begin with, and I don't see it being revived.
- They tried. I subtly pointed out that if they even attempted to come near me, I would personally annihilate fluffy animals. By the SCORE.

No, I wouldn't actually have done that, but they weren't to know that, were they?

- PETA and the tanuki thing? I stopped paying attention to PETA when they became completely and utterly ridiculous. The threat that they pose is so ludicrously tiny that it's safe to completely disregard. Even SONIC agrees on that. Feel free to enlighten me about this case, of course. I'm sure I can get a good few chuckles about it.

[luffy4]

at the end of lupin the 3rd red vs green, [poiler] red and green had a shoot out and one of them ended up dead, [/spoiler] which was it?

[Kuro Kagami]

If this thread over goes over 100 pages, are you gonna celebrate it?

Ever thought about having children (leaving behind an heir for your empire)?

[Kouen Hasuki]

What was it like to meet yourself in the past?

[Nemkoon]

Are you entering the Secret Santa thing?

[Joe Blog]

If you had to drive a vehicle apart from your egg mobile what would it be?

Hows the laser cannon with a removable rocket launcher coming along?

Do you polish the top of your head?

Have you tryed attaching wing mirrors to your glasses?

[Grouch]

Probably poorly. I respect Sonic and his friends for their abilities. I don't hold the same views and convictions as they do. I work better alone.



- Nope. As I've said before, bald is beautiful.
- The top head?



Hrmmm, difficult to say...

I'm inclined to say Samus, she has more weapons available at any given time, and is more versatile than Master Chief.



- Don't think so, if I'm honest. It was a daft system to begin with, and I don't see it being revived.
- They tried. I subtly pointed out that if they even attempted to come near me, I would personally annihilate fluffy animals. By the SCORE.

No, I wouldn't actually have done that, but they weren't to know that, were they?

- PETA and the tanuki thing? I stopped paying attention to PETA when they became completely and utterly ridiculous. The threat that they pose is so ludicrously tiny that it's safe to completely disregard. Even SONIC agrees on that. Feel free to enlighten me about this case, of course. I'm sure I can get a good few chuckles about it.

heres the thread for it worth chuckle or two.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

at the end of lupin the 3rd red vs green, [poiler] red and green had a shoot out and one of them ended up dead, [/spoiler] which was it?

You know, I understood every word in that sentence, but the sentence as a whole is a complete mystery to me. "Which was it"? Which was what? What was which? Who are we talking about? Lupin? Red? Green? What which where what how huh?

Okay, brain broke. Repaired now. I'm not sure I understand what you want to ask here, please clarify.

If this thread over goes over 100 pages, are you gonna celebrate it?

Ever thought about having children (leaving behind an heir for your empire)?

- hell, I'll celebrate if I hit 50, I didn't expect this thread to reach 10 pages, let alone the current 34. *OOC Note: No idea how to celebrate though. Tips appreciated. Non-costly tips, preferably. *
- Considered it, yes, but no decisions will be made on that front. Leaving behind an heir to the empire is all well and good, but before that, it might be nice to HAVE an empire.

What was it like to meet yourself in the past?

Quite interesting. The two of us got along quite well. Even when we were stuck in that silly pocket suspended outside of time, we argued, yes, but we managed to stay civil, most of the time. My past self is going to have a rough time of it, but he'll also have a lot of fun. I almost envy the fun he'll have with some of the plots he has yet to come up with. Some were hilarious.

Are you entering the Secret Santa thing?

I don't know. As it stands, I'm veering towards 'probably not'. Might change my mind though.

*OOC Note 2, dear me I'm going Out of Character a lot today: I would quite like to take part, but as it stands, I can just about manage to afford presents for the family and close friends. I can't enter into these things until I manage to bloody well find a job, sadly

Maybe next year, eh?*

If you had to drive a vehicle apart from your egg mobile what would it be?

Hows the laser cannon with a removable rocket launcher coming along?

Do you polish the top of your head?

Have you tryed attaching wing mirrors to your glasses?

- Hrmmm... difficult to say. I'm so used to my good old Eggmobile. Still, I think I'd go with a motorcycle. Silly thought, perhaps, but I do like motorcycles.
- Development is complete, but you still haven't really provided a compelling reason to give it to you.

Hrmm, mental note: Possibly enter Secret Santa thing after all with this weapon. After fail-safing my own systems against it, of course.

- Oh, I see. Thank you for clarifying. And no, no I don't. I don't really see the point to polishing my head. I do wash, of course, but you wash your hair, don't you? Exactly.
- Well, technically I have done so. Just not visible ones. My glasses contain some of my most sophisticated technology, including sensory network display on the eyepiece itself if necessary. Including a tiny radar screen. Essentially, if something tries to attack me from behind, I will know about it. They might not be actual wing mirrors, but it works quite well.

heres the thread for it worth chuckle or two.

Worth a chuckle indeed. And then a depressed sigh at the sheer idiocy of some people. Deary, deary me...

[luffy4]

i meant "which Lupin died the red jacket or the green?" and which one survived?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

i meant "which Lupin died the red jacket or the green?" and which one survived?

I... don't know? You've clarified the sentence, yes. But I still have no idea what you're actually talking about. I don't know anything about Lupins, be they red or green. I'll answer though.

That one.

[Joe Blog]

Hmmm so development of the laser cannon with a removable rocket launcher is complete i presume you liked my idea would you part with it if i promised to not point it at you?

- Hrmmm... difficult to say. I'm so used to my good old Eggmobile. Still, I think I'd go with a motorcycle. Silly thought, perhaps, but I do like motorcycles

Why a motorcycle?

just as a suggestion you could celebrate reaching 50 pages by getting every one at EP a 6 pack

What would you like for Christmas?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Hmmm so development of the laser cannon with a removable rocket launcher is complete i presume you liked my idea would you part with it if i promised to not point it at you?

Why a motorcycle?

just as a suggestion you could celebrate reaching 50 pages by getting every one at EP a 6 pack

What would you like for Christmas?

- During that whole daft Evil Plot #243: Riders, I used a motorcycle-themed Extreme Gear whenever I took part in any races. I found I quite liked it. In case you're wondering as to why I call it daft, I still CRINGE at recalling how I introduced the bloody races to everyone. "Not just a race, but a SPECIAL race, to see who's the fastest!"

What the hell was I thinking when I dreamed up THAT line!?

- Could do, though it might be a bit tricky sending EVERYONE a bloody six-pack.
- A few things come to mind, but nothing very affordable (Chaos Emeralds aren't usually available to the regular market, for example). Think of something nice, if you feel you have to. The thought counts, after all.

[Joe Blog]

Which would be the most effective against sonic?

A

Machine 1.jpg
B

rock 1.jpg
C

machine 2.jpg
D

rock 2.jpg
or E

rusty gun1.jpg

[luffy4]

in the movie lupin the 3rd red vs blue

Spoiler warning:

there are several thousand copies of lupin running around, near the end of the movie there are two remaining that look identical, one wears a green jacket and the other a red jacket, at the end they have a gun fight to decide who the winner is but when the winner emerges from the smoke after the corpse vanishes he is not wearing a coat,

which lupin the 3rd survived?


revised enough? lol

why do some vegetarians eat fish if its still animal?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Which would be the most effective against sonic?

A

Machine 1.jpg
B

rock 1.jpg
C

machine 2.jpg
D

rock 2.jpg
or E

rusty gun1.jpg

As I've said with the last assortment of guns: Most likely none of the above. Let me put it to you this way. This is all made by the armies of the planet. They can't beat me. I can't beat Sonic. What're the odds that they can beat Sonic? If the answer is "none whatsoever", you got it right. Also, what's with E? How badly rusted can you get a gun?

in the movie lupin the 3rd red vs blue

Spoiler warning:

there are several thousand copies of lupin running around, near the end of the movie there are two remaining that look identical, one wears a green jacket and the other a red jacket, at the end they have a gun fight to decide who the winner is but when the winner emerges from the smoke after the corpse vanishes he is not wearing a coat,

which lupin the 3rd survived?


revised enough? lol

why do some vegetarians eat fish if its still animal?

- Revised into picture perfect clarity. There's still not enough data available. Two went in, one died, no jackets left, ergo, there is no way to say for certain. The only thing I can say for certain is that this Lupin the 3rd fellow survived. Given that they're all copies anyway, that's the most rational answer. I'll randomly take a stab at "Red", to satisfy you though.
- Because they're fairly hypocritical, and prefer to eat meat despite their moral convictions. Whether they care to admit it or not, if you're going to make a moral stand by saying "meat is murder" you can't just go "oh, but this doesn't count". Then there are the people that believe that "oh, I can eat fish, because fish isn't meat". These people are, not to put too fine a point on it, really bloody stupid. If you're a fish-eating vegetarian, you're an oxymoron.