Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Grouch]

do you like nature?
if your not on earth where are you then? maybe another earth?
how angry does it make you when people call you eggman or robuttnik?
any new schemes in the pipeline?
do you have insurance?

[Nemkoon]

I can answer the Not on earth questions.
He's from Mobius.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Have you played Grandia?

Nope, 'fraid not.

does u haTe it wehnd peeple talk leik dis?

With a passion verging on the unholy. Trolling me with it won't serve any purpose, I'll just ignore the posts.

What's your take on the white gloves outfit scheme?
First noticed it with Disney, and now a buncha characters have white gloves for hands.

You'll note I'm wearing white gloves? Yeah, I kind of like my gloves. About others using them? I don't see any problem there.

do you like nature?
if your not on earth where are you then? maybe another earth?
how angry does it make you when people call you eggman or robuttnik?
any new schemes in the pipeline?
do you have insurance?

- I have no qualms with nature. It doesn't usually bother me, and I usually don't bother it.
- Nemesis answers this one on a later post, but generally my world is known to you as "Mobius", yes. It's a bit fragmented, with new cities and regions constantly showing up, but it's my world.
- Eggman I could care less about. I've more or less adopted the name as my own. I just prefer Robotnik. The other name is just childish.
- Naturally. I don't intend to tell you any of the details, of course, but yes, I have new schemes in the pipeline.
- Strangely, after my first two defeats, no insurance company was willing to cover me. Quite odd...

I can answer the Not on earth questions.
He's from Mobius.

See? Told you he answered it.

[Grouch]

- Naturally. I don't intend to tell you any of the details, of course, but yes, I have new schemes in the pipeline.
- Strangely, after my first two defeats, no insurance company was willing to cover me. Quite odd....

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[GradyWilson]

Doctor,

1.) Do you and Big the Cat shop at the same retailer(s)?

2.) Do you have a favorite recipe for egg salad?

[luffy4]

would you invent the dragonballs?
whos your worst lacky?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

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Why thank you.

Doctor,

1.) Do you and Big the Cat shop at the same retailer(s)?

2.) Do you have a favorite recipe for egg salad?

- No. Have you noticed the sheer amount of clothing that cat wears? Precisely.
- Not really, I prefer hard-boiled eggs if I eat them. I'm not a salad-man, myself.

would you invent the dragonballs?
whos your worst lacky?

- God no. Those bloody Chaos Emeralds are enough of a problem as is without more ancient mystical artefacts of great power mucking things up, thanks ever so much.
- Probably Cubot. Horrible voice chip, horrible servitude, and horrible AI. How he got so thick is beyond me...

[Supreme Warrior]

Hey eggman, I was wonderin...... are you interested in women ?

Kinda hard to see if ya are since you are obsessed with a blue hedgehog wearing sneakers.......

[TheRealSpiders]

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

I assume its a lot of wood.

[luffy4]

do you think you could paint with your moustache?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Hey eggman, I was wonderin...... are you interested in women ?

Kinda hard to see if ya are since you are obsessed with a blue hedgehog wearing sneakers.......

Charming.

I'm not currently interested in any relationship, really.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

I assume its a lot of wood.

That one's already been asked. By Kouen, I believe. It's on page one or two. I'll just quote my reply to it here verbatim:

The query is irrelevant. If this woodchuck were to resist me, I would turn it into a robot out of pure spite for causing these daft questions.

do you think you could paint with your moustache?

...umm, technically, I suppose I could. It might require a bit more research though (hair density, pliability, and so on), but technically it's possible. Realistically, you stay away from my mustache.

[jackalsgroove]

Have you ever considered the possibility of joining forces with sonic? I mean, just for the heck of it-imagine you turned "good" and made friends with Sonic and pals. How would that play out?

[Joe Blog]

Have you considered hair loss treatment?

Do you polish the top head?

[luffy4]

who would win in a fight master chief or samus, full armor

[Grouch]

would you ever use little animals as a power source again?
has PETA come after you for that yet?
what do you think about PETA and the tanuki thing?