Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Cookie Monster]

*OOC again, I note* I agree, but I will not stand to be raved and ranted at for no good reason. Sorry Cookie, but I am sticking to that. I did lose my temper there, but I will not take back anything I've said.

I'm not asking any of you to do it, that's up to you both, but I don't think this thread needs more of that, regardless of where it comes.

If for some reason someone doesn't like this or any other thread the solution is easy, ignore it.

[Zaladane]

Have you ever considered just retiring. I mean you've had your ass handed to you how many times? You have all this technology, you could retire on some nice deserted island with a bunch of scantily clad fat chicks. Fat chicks need love to don't ya think? You could be sipping Mai Thai's and eating deviled eggs right now.

[Darklinky]

I would like to apologise to eggman. I dont want any anamosity. We may not see eye to eye but hey bugger it. As i previiously said i DO like the idea of you thread and the fact it has gone so long shows it is popular. I will therefore delete all my previous posts and hope we can be cool. I misunderstood a little and over-reacted.

And no im not just doing this coz cookie got involved but because i really am a nice guy. Honest. Look just check out my posts lol.

Peace.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

I would like to apologise to eggman. I dont want any anamosity. We may not see eye to eye but hey bugger it. As i previiously said i DO like the idea of you thread and the fact it has gone so long shows it is popular. I will therefore delete all my previous posts and hope we can be cool. I misunderstood a little and over-reacted.

And no im not just doing this coz cookie got involved but because i really am a nice guy. Honest. Look just check out my posts lol.

Peace.

All right, apology accepted. I'll drop this whole thing as well. Let's move past it and forget it happened. I'll do the same as you have and remove my own angry posts.

Back to Robotnik now again.

Have you ever considered just retiring. I mean you've had your ass handed to you how many times? You have all this technology, you could retire on some nice deserted island with a bunch of scantily clad fat chicks. Fat chicks need love to don't ya think? You could be sipping Mai Thai's and eating deviled eggs right now.

Considered it on repeated occasions, I must admit. Who knows, I might even do so one day, but not while I still have the will to scheme, plot, and fight my way to conquest!

Still, you paint an attractive picture, sans the scantily clad fat chicks, at least. Really, must you drag this there Pixie?

[Nemkoon]

Do you play any fighting games?
If so, what's your favorite?

[treos]

wonder if i could redesign metal sonic or one of the other models of that robot series... (i'm not even going to consider tails doll, that thing creeps me out big time and theres all the stories i've heard about that thing, pass on it)actually, while i may be able to i'm sure the annoying energy supply problem would come bugging me yet again. that seems to be a weak point for me in designing tech, for now at least.

[Zaladane]

All right, apology accepted. I'll drop this whole thing as well. Let's move past it and forget it happened. I'll do the same as you have and remove my own angry posts.

Back to Robotnik now again.



Considered it on repeated occasions, I must admit. Who knows, I might even do so one day, but not while I still have the will to scheme, plot, and fight my way to conquest!

Still, you paint an attractive picture, sans the scantily clad fat chicks, at least. Really, must you drag this there Pixie?

Well he's fat, figured he'd like fat chicks

[Joe Blog]

How old are you ?
Do you use some form of anti aging formula?
Any thoughts on easing up on rule number 1?
How do you plan to retire?
I personal don't mind you leading if your fair, but what do you consider fair?
any future plans on getting a girl friend?
whats your favorite fast food?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Do you play any fighting games?
If so, what's your favorite?

'fraid not. Some simulation programs to ensure that my mechs run in peak condition, but no real fighting games of any vein.

wonder if i could redesign metal sonic or one of the other models of that robot series... (i'm not even going to consider tails doll, that thing creeps me out big time and theres all the stories i've heard about that thing, pass on it)actually, while i may be able to i'm sure the annoying energy supply problem would come bugging me yet again. that seems to be a weak point for me in designing tech, for now at least.

I'd advise against revisiting the Metal Sonic idea. It's been done to death, and the most successful model eventually betrayed me.

Well he's fat, figured he'd like fat chicks

Rule. Number. One. My interests are none of your business.

How old are you ?
Do you use some form of anti aging formula?
Any thoughts on easing up on rule number 1?
How do you plan to retire?
I personal don't mind you leading if your fair, but what do you consider fair?
any future plans on getting a girl friend?
whats your favorite fast food?

- My age is classified. Older than I'd care to admit, in other words.
- Nope. I just age extremely well.
- NO.
- Either at the head of the world, or a small island away from the rest of the world somewhere. Perhaps not even an island, but just on the Egg Carrier itself.
- What I consider fair? Mostly common sense. I'm sick of bureaucracy mucking up every possible issue. Sure, some of it is necessary, but society as it is now has become COMPLETELY stuck in it. I intend to make common sense rule a lot more when I'm in power.
- None whatsoever.
- Probably chicken nuggets.

[Zaladane]

Rule. Number. One. My interests are none of your business.

Have you considered the Bugs Bunny plan? Ya know, dress up as a girl hedgehog and lead him to his doom??? Bring a carrot strap on, hear he likes it

[Grouch]

have you ever gotten lost while retreating back to the egg carrier?
seeing as sonic isn't easily manipulated how about using amy against him by using mind control or something similar?

[Zaladane]

have you ever gotten lost while retreating back to the egg carrier?
seeing as sonic isn't easily manipulated how about using amy against him by using mind control or something similar?

Kill Amy and where her skin to do it!!!!!

[TheRealSpiders]

Kill Amy and where her skin to do it!!!!!

Hedgehog pelt at its finest.

[treos]

hmmm fair enough, yet the betrayal may've resulted from the AI, the body however might still have some uses... or it could end up like that army of shadow androids (shadow the hedgehog was the first game i saw those if i remember right), still its not without some uses, maybe make one to humiliate sonic greatly in some way? though that'd likely get the original metal rather angry too if they're personalities are still similar enough

not really question from me at this point so i could take this to PMs if you'd like.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Have you considered the Bugs Bunny plan? Ya know, dress up as a girl hedgehog and lead him to his doom??? Bring a carrot strap on, hear he likes it

You hear things that I haven't, and for this I am glad. Never ever suggest anything like this again. EVER. And for the love of whatever deity you may or may not worship, go back to the OP, and read the one rule I've posted. Do it now.

have you ever gotten lost while retreating back to the egg carrier?
seeing as sonic isn't easily manipulated how about using amy against him by using mind control or something similar?

- There WAS that one time. Bloody embarrassing too. Essentially my radar mapping system went completely on the blink down in Station Square, and that city's pretty bloody big. Eventually I had to ask someone the way. Can you imagine the bloody scene? Some random passerby stopped by Dr. Robotnik, the infamous genius who'd just tried to TAKE OVER the city, having to ask for directions back to his base. Never let that happen to me again, I can tell you.
- Could work, but as I said before, Amy scares me. I do NOT want to be smashed by that hammer. My brain prefers to live in a skull that is not dented. I agree with it.

Kill Amy and where her skin to do it!!!!!

Hedgehog pelt at its finest.

You two worry me.

hmmm fair enough, yet the betrayal may've resulted from the AI, the body however might still have some uses... or it could end up like that army of shadow androids (shadow the hedgehog was the first game i saw those if i remember right), still its not without some uses, maybe make one to humiliate sonic greatly in some way? though that'd likely get the original metal rather angry too if they're personalities are still similar enough

not really question from me at this point so i could take this to PMs if you'd like.

Perhaps a better idea. This is turning into a random discussion instead of questions. Feel free to PM me. I'll reply to this post still, of course - Avoid the Shadow Android idiocy. It does NOT work out. And yes, the AI caused it to betray me, but at the same time it's what caused it to function so exceptionally well. No, best to leave the Metal Sonic concept to rest.