Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Grouch]

why don't you just send sonic to another dimension?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

why don't you just send sonic to another dimension?

Mostly because breaching dimensional walls is an EXTREMELY risky business. The only reason I know of this is because I was observing another dimension at one point. My counterpart there breached a dimensional wall to get rid of Sonic, but it caused the wall to fade COMPLETELY. The problem when that happens is that all dimensions adjoining that wall will collapse in on the newly formed void. Those dimensions are now... well, gone.

Not something to experiment with. Looking into other dimensions, fine. Breaching them - EXCEPTIONALLY risky.

[Nemkoon]

Hrmm, I'm finding it hard to decide. I have so MANY!

I think that the original Egg Carrier wins though. As I said back then: "My floating masterpiece!"
As a personal use battle mech though, I'm torn between the Egg Dragoon from evil plot #301: Unleashed, the unnamed mech the Egg Dragoon was later based off I used to trick Sonic into going Super, and then drain his power to unleash Dark Gaia in the same evil plot (note: see intro cinematic for the one I mean), and the Evil Plot #198: Adventure 1 iteration of the Egg Walker. Sure, the one from Evil Plot #210: Adventure 2 had a longer life, but the original was a bloody walking TANK. With structurally weak legs. Damnable Tails...

Oh, and yes you can. You won't hit him, but feel free to try. Who knows, if you succeed I may even give you a position of power in the Robotnik Empire (tm)

EDIT: Yes, that last line was about the second question.

Solution: Homing Supre Missiles and Homing Ice Missiles.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Solution: Homing Supre Missiles and Homing Ice Missiles.

Tried that. I tried torching him, freezing him, removing his speed, you name it.

Really, if it were THAT simple, I'd have won years ago.

[Nemkoon]

Easy though.
Trapp him in an empty room where he'll go insane from boredom.
THEN FREEZE HIM AND ALL OTHER VARIOUS TORTURE METHODS AS PUNISHMENT!
Also, fill it up with water.

[Grouch]

I've got it why don't you put on an act that you're going to stop trying to take over the world in this way you could trap that blue rodent, hows that sound?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Easy though.
Trapp him in an empty room where he'll go insane from boredom.
THEN FREEZE HIM AND ALL OTHER VARIOUS TORTURE METHODS AS PUNISHMENT!
Also, fill it up with water.

Tried that, it failed.

Also, do ask questions, don't make suggestions for me on how to deal with that rodent. I have several schemes lined up at any time.

I've got it why don't you put on an act that you're going to stop trying to take over the world in this way you could trap that blue rodent, hows that sound?

I refer you once more to Evil Plot #301: Unleashed. Tried that, trapped him, AS SUPER SONIC. Failed.

Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't just give up.





nah.

[TheRealSpiders]

Also, do ask questions, don't make suggestions for me on how to deal with that rodent. I have several schemes lined up at any time.

Random fun fact time: Hedgehogs are not Rodents, they fall into the order Erinaceomorpha.

KNOW YOUR ENEMY.

[ZuNinja]

Inject liquidated poison ivy into sonic's veins and torture his ass?

[Nemkoon]

How much pay do we get once the empire takes over?

[Grouch]

I like robots a lot any chance you'd give me a job involving robots?
whats your plan for health care and income?

[HeavyMetalGamer]

Lara Croft? Your thoughts on her?

Samus, your thoughts on her out of the suit?

Why don't you grow a beard?

Have you ever poop socked playing a game?

Have you ever spent so much time playing a Sonic game, you had to poop sock it?

Do the females in your area get real crabs, or mechanical ones that you created?

How are you today?

Did you have breakfast?

Do you like donuts?

Opinions on pizza?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Random fun fact time: Hedgehogs are not Rodents, they fall into the order Erinaceomorpha.

KNOW YOUR ENEMY.

I'm aware. The insult's become a habit though. I call people muppets at times too, but I'm fully aware that they're not stuffed animals either.

Inject liquidated poison ivy into sonic's veins and torture his ass?

I'm not exactly big on torture, as you might've gleaned from my earlier answers. And I suppose an injection of some kind of paralysing agent could work, if he didn't always outrun the poison darts.

How much pay do we get once the empire takes over?

Varies per position. However, my people will be cared for. Those that resist will not.

I like robots a lot any chance you'd give me a job involving robots?
whats your plan for health care and income?

It rather depends - are you a builder of robots? Are you capable of programming them? Can you, in point of fact, do anything with them, or do you just like them for what they are?

Don't get me wrong, I approve of liking robots, but I need a slightly more convincing application to get you a job in my robotics department.

Health care and income will be arranged. Income, as said earlier, varies per position, and I will strive to make advances in healthcare to improve the lot of every one of my people.

Lara Croft? Your thoughts on her?

Samus, your thoughts on her out of the suit?

Why don't you grow a beard?

Have you ever poop socked playing a game?

Have you ever spent so much time playing a Sonic game, you had to poop sock it?

Do the females in your area get real crabs, or mechanical ones that you created?

How are you today?

Did you have breakfast?

Do you like donuts?

Opinions on pizza?

Oh good, another string of these ARProductions? Right then, let's get this over with...

From the top:
- Lara Croft. Explorer, tends to deface cultural/historical priceless artifacts for her own personal collection. Appears to have more bosom than brain, which isn't hard. Also apparently has the coordination of a cow in a supermarket trolley. Not overfond of her, really.
- Zero Suit Samus? Nothing wrong with it. Instead of using a bulky but incredibly powerful suit of armour, she relies on her quick reflexes and attack ability. I approve. No ARProductions, I will not comment on whether I 'dig' her, as you most likely want to know.
- The mustache is awesome. A beard would be ridiculous. I don't have much of a visible chin, you may recall.
- Have I ever... what? I am not going to look this up, and I would really prefer if you never EVER explain it to me. EVER. That's an order.
- WHAT?
- Would you stop it with these sex-joke questions? I did pose the rule at the OP for a reason you know. And don't act all innocent about this, you know I'm right.
- I'm fine today, my cold has receded, and my mood has improved mildly with the advent of my next evil plot.
- I did, in fact, have breakfast. Simply a cup of tea and a slice of bread today though.
- A donut at times can be nice, but only once in a while.
- Pizza is good. No more needs be said.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Good Doctor does ARProductions need a Enema to maybe make him realise that he should not question you about ANYTHING sex related as outlined and mentioned about 5 or 6 times?

Also did you invent GLaDOS? It seems to be in line with your handy work

[Andy_Jerk]

Have you ever made mutated clones of Sonic?