First Interview.... sees the couch
Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean
Why haven't your warheads taken anyone out yet?
Why are you so fat?![]()
With you being morbidly obese, do you have bad gas?
Do you like big women?
Do you like bacon with maple syrup and brown sugar and cooked?
Do you like pancakes?
Do you like pancake tits?
Do you think Sonic and you could be friends?
Have you ate chili dogs?
What is your opinion of 7-11?
Do you think Burger King is awesome?
What is your opinion of Dom Delouise?
Have you ever banged a pornstar (female)?
Age old question before I forget:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
What Came first the Chao or the Egg?
Hoo boy, here we go again.
Actually, most of my inventions work just fine. They get destroyed by that hyperannoying hedgehog, but I don't think many can state that my inventions fail completely.
Mostly because I use them as an idle threat. At the moment my primary target remains the hedgehog, I really can't be bothered with these daft trivialities.
I reference you to my earlier answer about my body shape: It's a glandular problem.
This one's going to be easy this time ARProductions. Because I can answer a great deal of these questions with one. I'll go through 'em from top to bottom:
Whether I have bad gas: No.
Whether I like big women: My preferences are none of your business. See the thread rule in the OP.
Bacon with maple syrup and brown sugar and cooked: Ignoring the incredibly weird way in which that was stated, never had it, I'm curious to try.
Pancakes: Hell yes.
Pancake tits: See thread rule in the OP.
Sonic and I being friends: Might happen, but only if I stop trying to conquer the world/he stops trying to stop me conquering the world.
Eaten Chili Dogs: Yes, on occasion. I don't dislike them severely, but I prefer other foods.
My opinion of 7-11: None whatsoever. Mostly because I"m not sure what the date references.
Whether I think Burger King awesome: Not really. It's just another fast-food place. I don't see why I should find it awesome or not. It's just a restaurant offering very poor quality food. Rather like MacDonalds.
My opinion of Dom Delouise: No opinion, as I haven't the foggiest as to who that is. (Other than 'a future subject')
Whether I have ever 'banged a (female) pornstar': I reference you, once again, to the thread rule in the OP.
It would be nice if you'd actually paid attention to that rule, you know.
I'm sure some people really have TheRealSpiders. Weird people without any logic to their brains. So most of the population of the internet.
Let's see now...
Carry the 2...
Divide by infinity...
Coupled with the available data...
Experiments suggest that...
The conclusion: The question is silly. But if you HAVE to have an answer: Neither. First came the evolutionary progenitor of the Chao.
but you have a SONG called "he WAS the eggman" and right in it there is a lyrics it says "can you recall the last time he posed a threat?" " hes a disaster man" "his plan is always the same" "he loses control then runs away like a tool" "15+ years no eggpire" "when was the last machine he made that wasnt fundamentally useless" "oh sonic said to me, you surely jest, not fit for tails or the rest"
and so on
EDIT: also song is by RadioRedux of ArchangelUK
First Interview.... sees the couch
Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean
Have you ever been to a 7-11 store?
Favorite Mario game?
Favorite Sonic game?
Favorite GTA game?
Favorite Porn Star?
Do you like kitties hairy or shaved?
If Jessica Alba was naked, would you give her a wam dam slam?
Candied Bacon is good, would you like some?
Carmel Apple, your opinion?
Why are you fat?
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Do you like tator tots?
Do you have a llama named Tina?
Do you know the Youtube Channel Epic Meal Time?
Do you know Angry Grandpa?
Do you think I am badass?
Do you like the epic boobs girl?
How do you like your drinks? Shaken or Stirred?
Are you scared?
Favourite Mario Game: Probably Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.
Favourite Sonic 'Game': I suppose that would be Evil Plot #210: Adventure 2.
Favourite GTA Game: I don't play that series, thanks.
Favourite Porn Star: Perhaps I should clarify the rule I posted in the OP: NO SEX-RELATED QUESTIONS.
On the matter of kittens: Shaved kittens look ridiculous, and I feel it's cruel to the poor animals. They have fur for a reason.
On the Jessica Alba question, I'll answer twofold. One: I do not presume to know what a 'wam dam slam' is, and I do not want to know. Two: THREAD! RULE!
Candied Bacon: I am willing to try some, so yes please.
On the matter of Caramel Apples: Never had any.
On the matter of why I'm fat: Already answered. Glandular problem.
About my father: I'd rather not discuss that, thanks. Painful memories. He was the son of Prof. Gerald Robotnik, and a brilliant mechanic and scientist himself. I took after my dad there. I just overtook him in the worldconquering department.
Tator Tots: What in the seven hells are those?
On the matter of the llama: ...sensible questions would be nice. And no, no I do not.
The YouTube Channel: I've heard of it before, but I haven't checked it out.
Angry Grandpa: Well, since Prof. Gerald Robotnik went completely insane by the end and jury-rigged the Biolizard to drag the ARK into the planet, causing an explosion that'd wipe out all life as we know it, yes. Yes I know an Angry Grandpa.
Epic Boobs Girl: Rule one... Unless this concerns some daft meme, in which case just no.
On the matter of the drinks: I answered that as well, I don't drink. I suppose stirred, since I could murder for a good cup of tea with milk and sugar.
Scared? Of what, precisely?
This thread fucking rules!
why does sonic always have the upperhand on you? did u go to mit or harvard for robotics?
deal
1) why did you say pingas?
2) how do u pronounce pingas?
3) what does pingas mean?
4) if pingas was a color what color would it be?
5) do you hate that hedgehog?
Last edited by luffy4; 10th-October-2011 at 23:49.
First Interview.... sees the couch
Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean
"May you find what you are looking for" is often thought as a kind of curse, what are you going to do when you catch Sonic?