Oh very WELL. It's a genetic defect. I do have a neck, but it's really quite short. I decided to run with it, and as a result got that daft "Dr. Eggman" nickname. Not one of my best decisions, but it works out. After all, I like what I look like, and once I take over, so should you.
If I have to diagnose every one of my future subjects, I'd never get the time to rule your simple little lives. I've decided in the rules to leave the hospital system intact. Ask THEM about your slightly disturbing personal issues.