The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Cosmic]

What the hell?

[Inferno.]

Oh yeah.

[Cosmic]

Note to self: joke is shit, never use again.

[Inferno.]

Note to self: joke is shit, never use again.

It is indeed. Almost as shit as septum piercings.

I like her snakebites and dual tongue piercings ( ) but not the septum.

[Kouen Hasuki]

At this point it may be easier for me to remember the last time I wasn't drunk.

Nuff said

[Cosmic]

It is indeed. Almost as shit as septum piercings.

I like her snakebites and dual tongue piercings ( ) but not the septum.

I still sort of want gauges in my ears and/or a lip piercing. Like, smallish ones that actually stand a chance of healing when I eventually get sick of them and want to take them out. Fuck having something the size of a hubcap wedged into my earlobe.

[Inferno.]

I still sort of want gauges in my ears and/or a lip piercing. Like, smallish ones that actually stand a chance of healing when I eventually get sick of them and want to take them out. Fuck having something the size of a hubcap wedged into my earlobe.

I did want my lip pierced twice on one side, when I was a raging scene kid. But it never happened.

[Cosmic]

I'll do it when I'm going through a mid life crisis and want to embarrass the wife and kids.

[Inferno.]

I'll do it when I'm going through a mid life crisis and want to embarrass the wife and kids.

Got a wife in mind?

[Andy_Jerk]

I quit years ago, but that's pretty damn accurate.

[Cosmic]

Got a wife in mind?

Several.

[Inferno.]

Several.

Gonna do a Sprung and marry/divorce 'em all?

[Cosmic]

Gonna do a Sprung and marry/divorce 'em all?

I'm not sure whether to have the fivesome before, after or somewhere inbetween.

[Inferno.]

I'm not sure whether to have the fivesome before, after or somewhere inbetween.

Good God.

Marry them all. Have lots and lots of orgies. Profit.

[Inferno.]

I should have learnt to drive this past summer, so I could drive around in the snow like Colin Mcrae.