The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Cosmic]

18:33 and I crave sleep too, but I was up at 7am so I have an excuse. To Hell with all of you.

[Inferno.]

I was up by 9am.

[Pickles]

18:33 and I crave sleep too, but I was up at 7am so I have an excuse. To Hell with all of you.

7? I laugh at your 7, 6:30am dickweed.

[Pickles]

Too drunk?

Haven't been drunk since. . .Thursday.

[Cosmic]

7? I laugh at your 7, 6:30am dickweed.

No-one likes an overachiever, Steve.

[Inferno.]

I haven't been drunk since July 31st 2009.

[Tassadar]

I haven't been drunk since sometime last June.

How do you remember the date Inferno?

[Inferno.]

I haven't been drunk since sometime last June.

How do you remember the date Inferno?

Because it was the day before my birthday, 2 years ago.

[Tassadar]

Because it was the day before my birthday, 2 years ago.

OIC.

[Cosmic]

At this point it may be easier for me to remember the last time I wasn't drunk.

[Inferno.]

How do you tell someone nicely that you hate their septum piercing and wish they would remove it?

[Cosmic]

No, I actually can't remember the last time I had a drink. Must have been four or five years ago.

[Inferno.]

No, I actually can't remember the last time I had a drink. Must have been four or five years ago.

I drank once in the past 4 years. Haters hating.

[Cosmic]

How do you tell someone nicely that you hate their septum piercing and wish they would remove it?

Make use of it while telling knock knock jokes?

[Inferno.]

Make use of it while telling knock knock jokes?

What the hell?