The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Beelzebub]

You're friends with family on it??

You fool!

I'd rather throw a message at them once in a while then have to call them on the phone. Waay more convenient, and impersonal.

[Pickles]

I'd rather throw a message at them once in a while then have to call them on the phone. Waay more convenient, and impersonal.

I just dont talk to anyone in mine outside of immediate. Unless I see them somewhere.

[Pickles]

Gotta be up in 6 hours.

Off I fuck.

[Grouch]

Gotta be up in 6 hours.

Off I fuck.

later

[Beelzebub]

Gotta be up in 6 hours.

Off I fuck.

Goodnight man.

[Drageuth]

/Waits for Drag to make this incredibly awkward.

How could I make this any more awkward than, say... Ray.

I shave my balls with an extremely sharp straight razor.

Then I chug a beer and fist your mother.

See?

EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

I guess I'll have to try it some time then. I hate being the odd one out.

I don't shave. Although I do trim. Maintenance, yo'.

Honestly, with how incredibly thick my hair is on my legs and whatnot, I would also have to shave my legs. Which is just way too time consuming. Otherwise it'll look like the back of a balding guy's head when they start to get the crop-circle look going.

I'm guessing Beelze just added me.

Almost everyone on EP is all up in my business nowadays.

OMG AN EP MEMBER THAT I DON'T HAVE ON MY FRIENDS LIST I MUST HAVE

Not one of you mental bastards is on my facebook, except raype, who someone keeps finding me despite deleting my profile regularly.

If it's too much work to find someone, I can't be arsed.

LET THEM COME TO ME

I dunno, its just alot more real now, Ep seemed so virtual, now it has a face, THE FACE ON DAN.

Let it be known now, I have like, 50 facebook friends, I will not accept requests from some of you.

I think most of us are only adding EPers to make up numbers.

Does this mean Steve won't be my friend?

Also, most of the people from EP that I've added I find genuinely interesting, or I actually like. Elin's status updates are just adorable; Milady's are almost, but not quite, as adorable and entertaining; Dan's are usually funny in some regard, just to imagine him saying what's on his status in an accent (also, some of his friend's comments are hilarious); Sage puts up a lot of gaming news that I find somewhat interest (also, <3 Sage); and then everyone else kind of goes down the list from there.

Some of 'em on there is just to complete the set. I think 20% of the total friends on my Facebook are EPers. And honestly, I follow you guys more than I follow any of my real friends.

[Nemkoon]

None of you will ever find me on FB.
Except Cosmic, cuz he knows my name.

[Inferno.]

None of you will ever find me on FB.
Except Cosmic, cuz he knows my name.

Don't worry, none of us want to be friends with you on there.

[Nemkoon]

Whew.
Facebook is boring tho.

[Beelzebub]

OMG AN EP MEMBER THAT I DON'T HAVE ON MY FRIENDS LIST I MUST HAVE

Ya wanna be friends?

I might not be as adorable as Elin or Milady, or have a cool British accent. At least my updates are infrequent.

[Nemkoon]

I am tempted to friend sprung right now.

[Ivolt]

Almost done with Demon souls. Just Maiden Astrea, then the rest of Boletaria. Which I know how to do.

TIME TO FUGHT BITCHES, STOP CARING ABOUT MONEY

[Beelzebub]

Whew.
Facebook is boring tho.

Of course it is when the only friends you have are zombies and other mindless T-Virus infected baddies.

[Inferno.]

Cut myself shaving, as usual. Gonna look like a have a Hitler 'tache.

[Nemkoon]

Also, tempting to change profile picture.
But I believe it might lead to questions....