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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    I always cut my face when I shave. I daren't go near my balls with a razor.
    I heard somewhere that people who use a scissors to trim down there accidentally nip their penis off, it happens quite often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Could be worse, you could have facial hair like me.
    >Buy permanent marker
    >Draw moustache
    >Profit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    >Buy permanent marker
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    Brostache!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    I heard somewhere that people who use a scissors to trim down there accidentally nip their penis off, it happens quite often.
    What the hell, you obviously use those really small and lame hair scissors, not the ones you use for tearing through blister packs and stuff. You probably would cut your nuts off with some of those.

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    I shave my balls with an extremely sharp straight razor.

    Then I chug a beer and fist your mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    I heard somewhere that people who use a scissors to trim down there accidentally nip their penis off, it happens quite often.
    If a man is paying that little attention when there's a sharp object next to his junk he DESERVES to accidentally nip it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    What the hell, you obviously use those really small and lame hair scissors, not the ones you use for tearing through blister packs and stuff. You probably would cut your nuts off with some of those.
    You could still cut it off with one of those small scissors, I think it's mostly half cuts and not compete cut offs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    If a man is paying that little attention when there's a sharp object next to his junk he DESERVES to accidentally nip it off.
    Darwinism in action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    What? No way I'm going near my sack with a motherfucking razor.
    Its actually amazing how tough that region of skin is, I've never cut them, and I've been shaving them for years. Dont even have to be careful.

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    I cut the area with a razor twice in my life and the regrowing hair is very uncomfortable, it did get easier however.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    I cut the area with a razor twice in my life and the regrowing hair is very uncomfortable, it did get easier however.
    Its really uncomfortable the first few times, but after awhile it stops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    I cut the area with a razor twice in my life and the regrowing hair is very uncomfortable, it did get easier however.
    Yeah, it itches like hell the first few times but that stops pretty soon.

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    EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

    I guess I'll have to try it some time then. I hate being the odd one out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

    I guess I'll have to try it some time then. I hate being the odd one out.
    Its the future my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

    I guess I'll have to try it some time then. I hate being the odd one out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

    I guess I'll have to try it some time then. I hate being the odd one out.
    I Dont nether so your not the odd one out

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