The Nemesis Out: 3 NUTS AT ONCE!!! OR, ONE NUT AT DRAG'S

[Gypsy]

Pretty fun game. Haven't played it in awhile myself.

[Pickles]

But if you ever throw another LA Noire my way I'll fucking kill you.

[Gypsy]

But if you ever throw another LA Noire my way I'll fucking kill you.

With a rusty spoon?

Didn't bother trying that game myself.

[Ivolt]

go to valley of defilement competely unprepared as you have a melee only build. "What's the worst that could happen?"

catch plague from rats, finally understand what the fuck it is

Get poisoned because the fuck are bows and firebombs

Get killed by troll because you don't have access to fast roll, but you're wearing the best armor in the game dammit! (The real thing that bothers me)

[Raype]

Get killed by troll because you don't have access to fast roll

This is where you messed up.

When you're using a melee character, it's Demon's Rolls.

[Ivolt]

This is where you messed up.

When you're using a melee character, it's Demon's Rolls.

ohohoho well played sir.

Well, at least that's getting fixed (hopefully) in Dark Souls. Or so I've been told.

Not saying there should be no point in which I roll, but for the most part, Heavy armor is GARBAGE in Demon's souls. It doesn't protect enough, and every hit staggers you just as much. Sure, I'll admit I've been saved by it once or twice, but usually? DEAD.

Also ohohohoho widows lotus price are high when you're broke as shit.

I think this calls for a 3-1 run and some firebombs.

Always firebombs.

[Ivolt]

You know what else would probably help me?

Having a weapon that isn't a bastard sword +5.

Then again, since when do I care about how to play a game?

[Raype]

ohohoho well played sir.

Well, at least that's getting fixed (hopefully) in Dark Souls. Or so I've been told.

Not saying there should be no point in which I roll, but for the most part, Heavy armor is GARBAGE in Demon's souls. It doesn't protect enough, and every hit staggers you just as much. Sure, I'll admit I've been saved by it once or twice, but usually? DEAD.

Also ohohohoho widows lotus price are high when you're broke as shit.

I think this calls for a 3-1 run and some firebombs.

Always firebombs.

Seconded on the poor handling of armor. Although I have enough points for quick rolling and brushwood armor. So I'm cool.

What about 4-2? Loads of souls in there.

Easy to get too.

You know what else would probably help me?

Having a weapon that isn't a bastard sword +5.

Then again, since when do I care about how to play a game?

You're not using a unique weapon yet?

The fuck, man? Is it at least one of those HP regenerating bastard swords?

And even then, falchions are where it's at.

[Nemkoon]

Its not his baby?

Most of my cousins on my dads side are in their early to mid 30's.

Cousins aren't neccesarily around the same age as you and stuff.

He's in his 20s.

[Drageuth]

go to valley of defilement competely unprepared as you have a melee only build. "What's the worst that could happen?"

catch plague from rats, finally understand what the fuck it is

Get poisoned because the fuck are bows and firebombs

Get killed by troll because you don't have access to fast roll, but you're wearing the best armor in the game dammit! (The real thing that bothers me)

The Giant Goblin things used to piss me off until I figured out how to dodge. I had a melee build as well, with the Brushwood armour or whatever the fuck it was called. Still managed to dodge decently well. Just gotta get the timing down, and don't try and hack-n-slash him to death. 'cause apparently nothing staggers those motherfuckers.

[Sprung]

He's in his 20s.

That's an old baby.

[Nemkoon]

That's an old baby.

at least he isn't a midget brainwashed by Onlive.

[Ivolt]

Seconded on the poor handling of armor. Although I have enough points for quick rolling and brushwood armor. So I'm cool.

What about 4-2? Loads of souls in there.

Easy to get too.



You're not using a unique weapon yet?

The fuck, man? Is it at least one of those HP regenerating bastard swords?

And even then, falchions are where it's at.

Well yeah, but you're on New Game +++ at this point. Though I doubt you have all the soul levels. All of them.

Oh right, 4-2. I can go there.

HP Regen? What's that? (No, I have no blessed weapons, I'm only using the ajudicators shield right not for HP regen. It's literally a regular bastard sword. +5.)

I thing I got a kilij and a uchigatina from my 4-1 run, but I haven't really used them. I IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, I USE THE BASTARD SWORD I GOT IN 1-1. AND NOTHING ELSE.

The Giant Goblin things used to piss me off until I figured out how to dodge. I had a melee build as well, with the Brushwood armour or whatever the fuck it was called. Still managed to dodge decently well. Just gotta get the timing down, and don't try and hack-n-slash him to death. 'cause apparently nothing staggers those motherfuckers.

I IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY AND CAN'T DODGE, FUCK RINGS OF GREAT STRENGTH, I WALK EVERYWHERE. (Not even joking, mang.)

[Jase]

I heard red faction armageddon is real shit.

[Drageuth]

I thing I got a kilij and a uchigatina from my 4-1 run, but I haven't really used them. I IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, I USE THE BASTARD SWORD I GOT IN 1-1. AND NOTHING ELSE.

Go back to 4-1.

Get the Crescent Falchion +1.

No joke.