I was going to ask you "when did they hire Hattori Hanzo from Samurai Showdown to be their guitarist, before reading your post.
All we need is...well, Linkin Park still does music, and uh...Britney is crazy so we're left with BSB and NSYNC to return.
Which...means that all of them are old, fat or both (except Justin). Bloody hell, what the hell happened.