The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Wyrm]

I just walked a complete circle around my room three times looking for a pack of cigarettes.

They we're in my pocket.

[Slacker Magician]

Adults work for a living.
well, most of them.

Post from a phone, no excuses .

I hate it when my wife cuts up my pork chops into little pieces.
Is she afraid I'm gonna choke on them?

I should hit her with my cane.

You could ask her not to?

[Drageuth]

I've never had a problem with the staff here.

Except that one time Drag told me off.
I was completely deserving of it though.

Yeah. And you've been pretty good ever since.
See? Tough love. It works.

Now, to toss my son in the pool so he can learn how to swim.

Lol you are the first to know what I look like.

Not that hard to find, once someone makes a comment that makes you curious to try and find it.

... that's enough of being creepy, now.

Enslaved gets tough in chapter 6 out of nowhere? Where's Drageuth when you need halp?

Chapter 6 was the one with the windmill, right? And you've got a bunch of guys running down the alley at you after overloading the generators?
Yeah. I raged there, too.

Since that was about four hours ago, I'm going to assume you're past that part by now. And if you aren't... wow, man. You're going to have fun with Chapter 12.

Also, I wasn't here because some of us have jobs.

[Drageuth]

Legal over here.

Here too.

America sucks.

God I love my country.

Only reason I'm not in jail right now.

[Ivolt]

So,
Tan isn't here, so we can't do Commentary.

Well, we could, but it doesn't feel right to do it without him.

So fyeah.

I should cut these down, unless you want to do one 4 hour sitting of Commentary.

(You probably don't.

[Ivolt]

God I love my country.

Only reason I'm not in jail right now.

It's legal over here in several states. Mostly the Southern states that aren't California, who has a bad tendency of projecting their laws on everything.

Granted, it's not legal in New York either, but the fuck if I'm gonna pull off sleeping with a 16 year old anyway.

[Drageuth]

It's legal over here in several states. Mostly the Southern states that aren't California, who has a bad tendency of projecting their laws on everything.

Granted, it's not legal in New York either, but the fuck if I'm gonna pull off sleeping with a 16 year old anyway.

She was fifteen when I started sleeping with her.
I was just shy of twenty.

[Slacker Magician]

I've gotten two emails from EA recently, I never signed up for anything related to EA.

[Drageuth]

I've gotten two emails from EA recently, I never signed up for anything related to EA.

I get about twenty emails a week about penis enlargement.

... I can take a hint.

[Wyrm]

She was fifteen when I started sleeping with her.
I was just shy of twenty.

Same.

[Slacker Magician]

I get about twenty emails a week about penis enlargement.

... I can take a hint.

[Wyrm]

I think it's time for a nap.

I'm dreadfully tired.

Oh, and, I learned a new word today: Uncovery.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Dude, likewise. Though my voice isn't that wonderful. And well... I've spoken with Elmdor by phone.

PHONE SEX WAS HAD.

That will be all.

[Raype]

Hmm, wonder if I'm too old to pick up a high school girl.

BRB, exchanging beer for sexual favors.

So,
Tan isn't here, so we can't do Commentary.

Well, we could, but it doesn't feel right to do it without him.

So fyeah.

I should cut these down, unless you want to do one 4 hour sitting of Commentary.

(You probably don't.

I probably could. Possibly even soonish.

Tan will be occupied until thursday though.

I think it's time for a nap.

I'm dreadfully tired.

Oh, and, I learned a new word today: Uncovery.

My word for the day is paraphilic infantilism.

Well, more of a phrase really.

Thank you video games, you put so many thoughts into my head.

[Drageuth]

My word for the day is paraphilic infantilism.

Diaper poopin' is good poopin'.

Also, breasts.