The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Raype]

It's in the manual that comes with the game

He got it a few weeks before the start of the game.

He was fighting a bunch of demons that attacked the city. His girlfriend was in danger, and he had lost his arm in the fight.

He swore that he'd do anything to save her.

Next thing he knows, he has a weird demon arm and is suddenly a lot stronger.

Oh, and that one cutscene where it's implied that he made a deal with the devil for power.

Which he did. Except said devil was whatever was left of Vergil.

[Ivolt]

Marketing ploys.

Not always, or most of the time.

[crusher]

Obviously not.

I'm missing some special powers here, like the ability to destroy their shields and/or a powerful guard breaking attack...

Nah you should be able to destroy their shields since the beginning of the game. Hold square down to power up the shield-break/stun move.

[Kouen Hasuki]

[Inferno.]

Nah you should be able to destroy their shields since the beginning of the game. Hold square down to power up the shield-break/stun move.

God damn it. Why didn't I know about this move?

[Inferno.]

I had been running around and picking up the stun bolts for the staff, shooting those at the shield enemies and then trying to kill them whilst their shields are down.

[crusher]

God damn it. Why didn't I know about this move?

I had been running around and picking up the stun bolts for the staff, shooting those at the shield enemies and then trying to kill them whilst their shields are down.

That's... one way to play. Well everything should become slightly easier now I think.

[Kouen Hasuki]

I had been running around and picking up the stun bolts for the staff, shooting those at the shield enemies and then trying to kill them whilst their shields are down.

At least you came up with an alternative idea

[Slacker Magician]

I drank all my milk before remembering I planned on cooking things that required it.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Inferno.]

That's... one way to play. Well everything should become slightly easier now I think.

My hand is too sore to continue tonight. I shouldn't have punched my controller twice.

It's also too hot to concentrate.

If this is how I am off Enslaved on hard, God forbid I ever attempt Demon's Souls.

[Elin]

I drank all my milk before realizing I planned on cooking things that required it.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ooh, what were you going to cook?

[Kouen Hasuki]

I drank all my milk before realizing I planned on cooking things that required it.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Time to get more

[Slacker Magician]

Not always, or most of the time.

If they explain things that went unexplained or providing backstory not in the game, or whatever media, it's worthwhile.

[Slacker Magician]

Ooh, what were you going to cook?

Nothing special, just some noodles.

Time to get more

It'll have to be tomorrow, I'm not going into town this late for just milk .

[crusher]

My hand is too sore to continue tonight. I shouldn't have punched my controller twice.

It's also too hot to concentrate.

If this is how I am off Enslaved on hard, God forbid I ever attempt Demon's Souls.

One step forward, two steps backward. The golden rule to survival in Demon's Souls.