The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Drageuth]

Jeans also last a lot longer, as long as you're avoiding designer bullshit.

See. I'm a guy.
I buy clothes when they are on heavy clearance.
This pair of jeans? $8.
And they fit perfectly fine, and look just like every other pair of jeans.
And if they rip? I won't care.
Because they are jeans.

Someone needs a dimmer switch.

Or a blindfold.

Or just a general lack of standards.

But you can still feel stuff.

Stuff that is not where it is supposed to be.

Also, hairy forearms.

That does not bode well for what they keep hidden.

[Nemkoon]

I wonder how many kids have been named Harry and Hermoine in the past ten years.
The answer? Probably too many.

And while getting chicks because you share a name with someone from a book seems like easy work, these are Twilight fangirls. I wouldn't wish them upon anyone.

Also, it upsets me because no one famous shares my name, and is cool.

Well, okay. There is one.



And trust me, it serves me well.

Fangirls of anything = Total psychopath.

[Raype]

I wonder how many kids have been named Harry and Hermoine in the past ten years.
The answer? Probably too many.

And while getting chicks because you share a name with someone from a book seems like easy work, these are Twilight fangirls. I wouldn't wish them upon anyone.

Also, it upsets me because no one famous shares my name, and is cool.

Well, okay. There is one.



And trust me, it serves me well.

What about Mr. Reynolds? He's been doing pretty well for himself lately.

EDIT- or find a gamer chick and suddenly blurt out "A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS".

Their panties will come off so fast it'll shatter the sound barrier.

[Drageuth]

What about Mr. Reynolds? He's been doing pretty well for himself lately.

I forgot about him.

And Mr. Gosling, wherever he went.

Seriously though. Reynolds in Blade: Trinity? Fuck, even I would do him.

[Raype]

But you can still feel stuff.

Stuff that is not where it is supposed to be.

Also, hairy forearms.

That does not bode well for what they keep hidden.

Easy solution. Stop hitting on the Williams family.

So much body hair.

[Raype]

I forgot about him.

And Mr. Gosling, wherever he went.

Seriously though. Reynolds in Blade: Trinity? Fuck, even I would do him.

He's doing a lot of bit parts. It seems he couldn't really sell himself as a lead. Yet another failed career launch.

I will neither confirm nor deny that I found myself attracted to him during that film. But this is not a clear "no".

[Slacker Magician]

See. I'm a guy.
I buy clothes when they are on heavy clearance.
This pair of jeans? $8.
And they fit perfectly fine, and look just like every other pair of jeans.
And if they rip? I won't care.
Because they are jeans.

The plan of a true man .

[Drageuth]

Easy solution. Stop hitting on the Williams family.

So much body hair.

I dunno. His daughter is pretty cute.

I'd be petrified to see her bush, though.

He's doing a lot of bit parts. It seems he couldn't really sell himself as a lead. Yet another failed career launch.

That's a shame. I didn't mind him. Until I saw Stay. Then... not so much. Although he is in the new George Clooney movie. Which kind of ish looks interesting.

[Nemkoon]

Ugh....
Band camp from 8 am to 8 pm Mon-Fri = no time for games.

[Raype]

I'd show Zelda my Master Sword, if you know what I mean.

[Dr Mario]

I am somewhat surprised that first comment wasn't a flute joke.

[Slacker Magician]

Ugh....
Band camp from 8 am to 8 pm Mon-Fri = no time for games.

[Nemkoon]

Did I forget to mention that in the afternoons we are trained to beat people down with our instruments?

[Slacker Magician]

Did I forget to mention that in the afternoons we are trained to beat people down with our instruments?

Sure, sure.

Best get ready for camp .

[Nemkoon]

Sure, sure.

Best get ready for camp .

Why get ready?
We head back home at the end of the day.
Blarg. Bleh. *vomits*