The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Raype]

Also, a lot of the women you'd find reading tend to be the sort who aren't especially great with men. Often the shy sort.

In short, just as desperate as you.

[Drageuth]

YES. SO MUCH. Walking down the street reading X rated letters. Brilliance. Although I had a theory that off camera that writer guy fucked his dog.

You aren't the only one, believe me.

You shall be my wingman.

Suit up?

Just do exactly that. It's all about presence. Stop feeling like a tool and just sort of hang around browsing or reading a chapter or two of a random book. The sort of people that run those places don't generally care, especially if you happen to buy something eventually or grab the occasional cup of coffee they sell on the side. As for the women part, just make conversation. Helping people find a book is a great start. If you know your books, you can even have a conversation about it. Think your game shop trips, except you're the helpful one and eventually scoring happens.

... I think I have a project for this weekend.
A devious, potentially delicious project.

[Drageuth]

Also, a lot of the women you'd find reading tend to be the sort who aren't especially great with men. Often the shy sort.

In short, just as desperate as you.

I find the shy ones are usually twisted deviants underneath.

Just my type.

[Raype]

You aren't the only one, believe me.

Suit up?

... I think I have a project for this weekend.
A devious, potentially delicious project.

I'm sure somewhere there's fanart of this. I just don't have the heart to look.

Suits tend to scream "I'm trying to hard and may be a rapist". Business Casual up.

Yeah, 16 months is a bit crazy. It hasn't even been 16 hours since some girl showed me her tits. And I'm already getting withdrawal.

I find the shy ones are usually twisted deviants underneath.

Just my type.

They sure are. Just avoid the twilight fans.

Also, anyone browsing the Anne Rice bin. Seriously, RUN.

[Slacker Magician]

16 months, brah.
16 months.

[Nemkoon]

I'm sure somewhere there's fanart of this. I just don't have the heart to look.

Suits tend to scream "I'm trying to hard and may be a rapist". Business Casual up.

Yeah, 16 months is a bit crazy. It hasn't even been 16 hours since some girl showed me her tits. And I'm already getting withdrawal.



They sure are. Just avoid the twilight fans.

Also, anyone browsing the Anne Rice bin. Seriously, RUN.

[Drageuth]

Suits tend to scream "I'm trying to hard and may be a rapist". Business Casual up.

I usually go button up shirt and blue jeans.
... and tattoos.
... and Edmonton Oilers hat.

... no wonder I can't get a date.

Yeah, 16 months is a bit crazy. It hasn't even been 16 hours since some girl showed me her tits. And I'm already getting withdrawal.

16 months since the last time I've had sex.
If I didn't masturbate every night, my right nut would be huge.

Oh, wai-

They sure are. Just avoid the twilight fans.

Also, anyone browsing the Anne Rice bin. Seriously, RUN.

Wiser words have never been spoken in any forum, be it film, television, radio or literature.
It took the Internet to pass on this valuable piece of information.

[Slacker Magician]

I usually go button up shirt and blue jeans.
... and tattoos.
... and Edmonton Oilers hat.

... no wonder I can't get a date.

Jeans work with everything.

[Drageuth]

And, to be fair, it's not for lack of opportunities. I just... have a certain type that I find appealing, and a certain type that I find unappealing. And it seems that the only dates I was able to get for a while were the unappealing types.
And while I'm desperate to shove my dick in something right now, I still have standards.

Horrible, horrible standards.

[Drageuth]

Jeans work with everything.

This is what I have been discovering.

[Nemkoon]

I usually go button up shirt and blue jeans.
... and tattoos.
... and Edmonton Oilers hat.

... no wonder I can't get a date.



16 months since the last time I've had sex.
If I didn't masturbate every night, my right nut would be huge.

Oh, wai-



Wiser words have never been spoken in any forum, be it film, television, radio or literature.
It took the Internet to pass on this valuable piece of information.

I wonder how many people named Edward or Jacob have Girlfriends because of those crazy twilight fans.

[Raype]

And, to be fair, it's not for lack of opportunities. I just... have a certain type that I find appealing, and a certain type that I find unappealing. And it seems that the only dates I was able to get for a while were the unappealing types.
And while I'm desperate to shove my dick in something right now, I still have standards.

Horrible, horrible standards.

Someone needs a dimmer switch.

Or a blindfold.

[Slacker Magician]

This is what I have been discovering.

Jeans also last a lot longer, as long as you're avoiding designer bullshit.

[Dr Mario]

Or just a general lack of standards.

[Drageuth]

I wonder how many people named Edward or Jacob have Girlfriends because of those crazy twilight fans.

I wonder how many kids have been named Harry and Hermoine in the past ten years.
The answer? Probably too many.

And while getting chicks because you share a name with someone from a book seems like easy work, these are Twilight fangirls. I wouldn't wish them upon anyone.

Also, it upsets me because no one famous shares my name, and is cool.

Well, okay. There is one.



And trust me, it serves me well.