The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Ivolt]

Still, that boss fight is pretty cool and kind of makes up for it.

And then I gave the coolest version of the fight ever:

[Milady]

Well, I should probably go to sleep before I succumb to the temptation to read all those spoilers.

Have a lovely night, gentlemen.

[Raype]

Hidden needs a hotkey or something.

I knew the first part clearly because I'M SO AMAZING. And to be fair, it's not stated anywhere that he never sees them again. The explosion probably just blew him into a desert. Granted, he's probably not seeing them anytime soon considering he has to roll his way home. Hell, he MIGHT make it back before they all die and then the world becomes a dead lifeless husk because Replicant Nier killed Gestalt Nier, the dude who kept the world from falling apart and is technically responsible for people with souls being bor-no wait, Cavia, he's boned.

...

So, lets all hope they pull off the saving the world thing they can do in ending D, shall we?

Except it is. There's an epilogue set a couple centuries later where

Emil is wandering the world and is thinking about how badly he wishes he could have seen Nier and Kaine one last time. Also, he doesn't have to roll forever, he started to make new bodies for himself a few hours after ending B. Most of them didn't work/last long. He eventually made a body out of discarded scraps of metal and swords from the Junk Heap. That one worked. Also, he fights off an alien invasion using his FUCKING LASERS. Fucking Cavia, man. Fucking Cavia.

And it was the desert outside Facade. They used a part of that map for the cutscene, and in that epilogue it's briefly mentioned as being not far from there. When you examine the world map, the Shadowlord's castle is just on the other side of some mountains from Facade.

[Drageuth]

The year is 2049. A man (Nier) is protecting his daughter (Yonah)...

Sounds...

And I've yet to play Drakengard. I picked up Drakengard 2 for cheap the other day, but I don't plan on touching it until a friend of mine lends me the first one. Which she says will cause me to rage pretty badly.

Not really looking forward to that.

I guess an easy way to put it is "incredibly dark Zelda with more plot".

If that sounds enjoyable, you could do worse than picking this up.

Weiss is the greatest Navi of all time. Fuck your Midna.

Hmm. Interest is building.

I'll have to look up some non-spoiler gameplay footage. I'm always afraid to click on the links that you guys post when talking about games, especially ones that sound semi intriguing.

Also, Enslaved is a lot of fun. But it's looking like it's going to be pretty short. I've only been playing for six hours, with a lot of pause breaks to chat on here and make dinner and whatnot, and I'm just starting Chapter 7 out of 14.

[Raype]

http://lparchive.org/NIER/

Just sayin'.

Also, this totally means I never have to LP this.

Desire to do so, gone!

Huzzah!

[Raype]

And yes, expect to rage quite hard at Drakengard. So, so rage worthy.

But much to my surprise, Nier not only avoided it, it actually managed to be extremely fun.

Alright, simple as hell, hacky and slashy, and not exactly amazing, but fun just the same.

I guess I have a soft spot for games that get two handed weaponry right.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO FEEL HEAVY AS FUCK, PEOPLE.

[Ivolt]

http://lparchive.org/NIER/

Just sayin'.

Also, this totally means I never have to LP this.

Desire to do so, gone!

Huzzah!

You know, you probably never had to do battletoads either.

[Raype]

Also, I'd like to point out that said LP project has some hilarious side effects.

like this

That's some dedication right there. I'd never put that kind of effort into this shit.

You know, you probably never had to do battletoads either.

That was purely so to one-up Hypnos for doing Ninja Gaiden. We were trying to see who was more sadistic. It's also why Cola did Chakan.

[Ivolt]

So, is Drakengard LPs are amazing. Mostly because he clearly hates most of the cast short of like, 2 people. Or maybe he's just playing it up.

Still, shit's amazing.

[Raype]

So, is Drakengard LPs are amazing. Mostly because he clearly hates most of the cast short of like, 2 people. Or maybe he's just playing it up.

Still, shit's amazing.

They were an interesting read.

And I have a feeling he does hate most of them. But then, it's not like most of them don't deserve it. Bunch of bastards and monsters playing at heroism. Or whatever passes for it nowadays. All the while acting like dicks. Some of whom might be a little likeable, but still, dicks.

[Ivolt]

They were an interesting read.

And I have a feeling he does hate most of them. But then, it's not like most of them don't deserve it. Bunch of bastards and monsters playing at heroism. Or whatever passes for it nowadays. All the while acting like dicks. Some of whom might be a little likeable, but still, dicks.

Seere doesn't deserve most of the hate he gets though. The rest of them though...

[Ivolt]

Seere doesn't deserve most of the hate he gets though. The rest of them though...

Oh, and Lenard. Who...I kinda want to feel bad for, but COME ON.

[Tanthias]

Drag, Ivolt, you two have a new PSN goal. Beat this guy's trophy count (particularly plats):

[Ivolt]

Why the fuck is that dude my goal? I'm still less than half way through level 5, the fuck I'm catching up.

[Drageuth]

Drag, Ivolt, you two have a new PSN goal. Beat this guy's trophy count (particularly plats):

What about this guy?