The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Dr Mario]

I'd consider it, if I didn't have to play in a comp TF2 match later today.

[Stark]

mah new house.

[Raype]

Roaches aren't that big of a deal up here.

I've got beetles.

Big, ugly fucking beetles.

No roaches though.

[Drageuth]

This is just another reason an EP meetup would just likely end badly.

Because if we both make it there? I'm throwing a fucking bag full of roaches at you. I might even open the bag and throw them ON you.

I won't even need to bring them from home. I'll just find them on site, because roaches are fucking everywhere.

Is this before or after five of us run over you with our cars?

Repeatedly.

No one would mind.

You're black, see...

[Ivolt]

No, see, I planned it all out.

First, we meet in a forest.

Then, I tell Strongbad to go and never leave my house myself.

I figure it will all work out itself out.

[Dr Mario]

You really think he'd make it past the first line of trees?

[Ivolt]

You really think he'd make it past the first line of trees?

Shit, you're right.


So we all meet at the edge of a forest...

[Drageuth]

So.

Enslaved.

Lots of fun.

And the voice actor who does the voice for Monkey?

Andy Serkis.

[Milady]

New Game+ commenced.

[Raype]

New Game+ commenced.

This is where things go from good to great.

Enjoy that.

Or not, depending on how you feel about a setting where there are no winners, only people who lose less.

[Fer!]

MVC3 is so horrible and broken it's laughable.

[Milady]

This is where things go from good to great.

Enjoy that.

Or not, depending on how you feel about a setting where there are no winners, only people who lose less.

I saw that you were signed into the PSN and was going to send you a message thanking you for convincing me to pick up Nier in the first place. But I didn't feel like typing it all out character by character using the on screen keyboard and my controller.

So, thanks~ I kind of rushed through it the first time around, but I had a lot of fun with it. And from what I've seen of the story so far, it's lovely, if a little depressing. Happy stories are overrated, anyway.

I just started up the new game and read through the text for Kaine's dreams, then saved outside of Nier's house and called it a day. Now I've got that file, and another file that I apparently saved from back at Emil's manor, just before part II. So if I ever want/need to go back to part I, at least I can do that without having to start entirely from scratch.

[Ivolt]

MVC3 is so horrible and broken it's laughable.

What.

[Drageuth]

So, Neir.

What's that one about now?

[Raype]

I saw that you were signed into the PSN and was going to send you a message thanking you for convincing me to pick up Nier in the first place. But I didn't feel like typing it all out character by character using the on screen keyboard and my controller.

So, thanks~ I kind of rushed through it the first time around, but I had a lot of fun with it. And from what I've seen of the story so far, it's lovely, if a little depressing. Happy stories are overrated, anyway.

I just started up the new game and read through the text for Kaine's dreams, then saved outside of Nier's house and called it a day. Now I've got that file, and another file that I apparently saved from back at Emil's manor, just before part II. So if I ever want/need to go back to part I, at least I can do that without having to start entirely from scratch.

Well it's good to see you're enjoying it. Shame the developer went belly up, but at least more people now realize they went out with quite a bang.

A distaste for happy endings is a good thing in this case. Because it gets more depressing. Ending A is arguably the happiest point. I personally consider it the happier ending, since you can stop at that point and feel, at least somewhat, that things ended well. B and C (especially with the perspective shift that happens after clearing A from Nier to "sorta omnipotent, but also sorta from Kaine's perspective" in BCD) are just "let's make things WORSE". D is, at best, horrendously bittersweet and extensively depressing once you start to think about it more. Which, sadly, a lot of the endings suffer from. The more you think about how it ended, the more depressing it gets.

The sidequests provide a pretty good distraction and some decent plot stuff. One of them from part I was also quite hilarious because of how horribly Nier just fucked up. Also, consider getting started on growing Lunar Tears. That sidequest takes a while. Lots of moonflower cross pollination occurs.