The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Slacker Magician]

Backreading complete.

Ha, credit quotas.

/gotfussedatbymanageryesterday

What for ?

[Milady]

What for ?

Not meeting credit quotas obviously.

Eventually, I'll have money to take my RN exam.

Then I'll be making 20 bucks an hour and laughing at their credit quotas.

But for now.

[Drageuth]

As long as they don't catch on fire, it's a win.

Out of curiosity, what are you planning?

You know how french fries are potatoes, and frequently are served with salt on them, right?

And you know how potato chips are potatoes, and frequently are served with salt on them, right?

And you know how potato chip flavoured popcorn seasoning is mostly salt, right...?

I disagree. With the right sauce - or a video camera - that too could be a win.

Barbecue sauce in my house was used to cover up the charred sections of whatever was on the grill.

It isn't burned if you can cover it with barbecue sauce.

[Slacker Magician]

Not meeting credit quotas obviously.

Eventually, I'll have money to take my RN exam.

Then I'll be making 20 bucks an hour and laughing at their credit quotas.

But for now.

It's stupid that stores reward annoying employees.
You nagged 50 costumers non-stop this week?
Time to give you a bonus.

[Slacker Magician]

I had better ignore this PM from Garren.

[Milady]

It's stupid that stores reward annoying employees.
You nagged 50 costumers non-stop this week?
Time to give you a bonus.

We get petty cash for every account we open. I'm actually not sure how many I need to get (I think at least two per week, one for every 19 hours or so), but I'm trained (from a nursing student's perspective) to give people information and have them make their own decisions.

I'm apparently not very skilled at getting people to do things they don't want to do.

Unless I can say something like, You better go home and do ____ or else you're going to die.

[Dr Mario]

Sales isn't for everyone.

I too suck at that side of things. Its why I'm looking at changing industries somewhat.

[Pickles]

So, who else hasn't bought Enslaved yet? Do itttt!

I'm glad you like it, its funny, everyone I know who has played it thought it was great, yet its got average ratings with reviewers. Fuck the police.

[Slacker Magician]

We get petty cash for every account we open. I'm actually not sure how many I need to get (I think at least two per week), butI'm trained (from a nursing student's perspective) to give people information and have them make their own decisions.

I'm apparently not very skilled at getting people to do things they don't want to do.

Unless I can say something like, You better go home and do ____ or else you're going to die.

[Milady]

Sales isn't for everyone.

I too suck at that side of things. Its why I'm looking at changing industries somewhat.

I'm certainly not one of the top sellers, but I do well enough to meet my goals. I actually made more than 200% of my sales goal today.

But I'm apparently terrible at opening credit accounts. And unlucky, since about 90% of my customers usually have accounts anyway.

[Slacker Magician]

If it doesn't result in a discount, I don't want it .

[Inferno.]

I'm glad you like it, its funny, everyone I know who has played it thought it was great, yet its got average ratings with reviewers. Fuck the police.

That's always the case when the developer tries to make something that isn't Call of Duty.

[Raype]

We get petty cash for every account we open. I'm actually not sure how many I need to get (I think at least two per week, one for every 19 hours or so), but I'm trained (from a nursing student's perspective) to give people information and have them make their own decisions.

I'm apparently not very skilled at getting people to do things they don't want to do.

Unless I can say something like, You better go home and do ____ or else you're going to die.

Switch to skirts and consider showing more cleavage.

I cannot begin to explain how well that works.

Your average male customer is basically Sprung.

So just try to treat your average male customer the way you would if they were Sprung and you were attempting to get on his good side.

[Milady]

Anyway, I think I'm going to get the PS3 up and running before I lay here long enough that I decide to sleep rather than play anything.

[Milady]

Switch to skirts and consider showing more cleavage.

I cannot begin to explain how well that works.

Your average male customer is basically Sprung.

So just try to treat your average male customer the way you would if they were Sprung and you were attempting to get on his good side.

Cleavage is not an issue, but I don't get too many male customers selling ladies' shoes.

I don't sell too many shoes that look like they could be part of a Mass Effect costume, either.