The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Drageuth]

I got turned down for a job in ASDA, simply stacking shelves in the cold food section... Couldn't believe it. It must be the easiest job in the world to get...

We require a full structural engineering degree in order to work in stock shelves at my store.

Some of those end displays are pretty intricate.

[Nemkoon]

SERIOUS.

[Inferno.]

We require a full structural engineering degree in order to work in stock shelves at my store.

Some of those end displays are pretty intricate.

I guess my GCSEs alone won't cut it here then.

Needs moar A levels and degrees for shelf stacking.

[Drageuth]

I guess my GCSEs alone won't cut it here then.

Needs moar A levels and degrees for shelf stacking.

Did you neglect getting your degree in Product Movement & Replacement?
'cause that's like a five year course, right there.

[Drageuth]

So I'm going to try something with my french fries tonight.

This could either end really terribly, or pretty freaking amazing.

Stay tuned, everybody. And don't flip that dial.

[Inferno.]

screw educayshun yo

[Slacker Magician]

Did you neglect getting your degree in Product Movement & Replacement?
'cause that's like a five year course, right there.

I heard there is an 8 year course for everything.

[Slacker Magician]

So I'm going to try something with my french fries tonight.

This could either end really terribly, or pretty freaking amazing.

Stay tuned, everybody. And don't flip that dial.

As long as they don't catch on fire, it's a win.

Out of curiosity, what are you planning?

[Dr Mario]

I heard there is an 8 year course for everything.

Its called Life. It has no process for readmission and it lasts until you drop out.

[Dr Mario]

As long as they don't catch on fire, it's a win.

I disagree. With the right sauce - or a video camera - that too could be a win.

[Drageuth]

screw educayshun yo

Whoa whoa whoa.

You didn't tell us you had those kinds of credentials.

We're fast tracking you to management, son.

I heard there is an 8 year course for everything.

8?! How will they ever cover all of the intricacies of a grocery store in only 8 years?

I mean, just putting product on carts is like, four years worth of learnin', right thurr.

[Nemkoon]

As long as they don't catch on fire, it's a win.

Out of curiosity, what are you planning?

A variation of poutine,maybe?

[Milady]

Backreading complete.

Ha, credit quotas.

/gotfussedatbymanageryesterday

[Slacker Magician]

Whoa whoa whoa.

You didn't tell us you had those kinds of credentials.

We're fast tracking you to management, son.



8?! How will they ever cover all of the intricacies of a grocery store in only 8 years?

I mean, just putting product on carts is like, four years worth of learnin', right thurr.

It's an advanced course.

[Inferno.]

So, who else hasn't bought Enslaved yet? Do itttt!