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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    So, I've downloaded Paizo's Ultimate Magic.

    *reads through archetypes*

    Oh man, I can now play papermasters in Pathfinder.

    I will now cut people with my paper sword.
    Finally rock paper scissors makes sense.

    The paper was special.

    Hardcore papercuts.

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    That reminds me of how I had to fastforward the papercut stunt of the first Jackass movie.

    Not cool man, not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Finally rock paper scissors makes sense.

    The paper was special.

    Hardcore papercuts.
    I always thought it was like that trick of hard-folding a newspaper back onto itself repeatedly to make a kind of solid club.

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    It gets even better: You can make it into a shield, and these are your scrolls, so you can use them to cast spells.

    Amazing.

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    Now I'm having horrible visions of someone making a papermaster, inscribing all their scrolls on dollar note sized pieces of paper and playing the worst money-driven rap stereotype ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Mario View Post
    Now I'm having horrible visions of someone making a papermaster, inscribing all their scrolls on dollar note sized pieces of paper and playing the worst money-driven rap stereotype ever.
    Make it rain!

    *paper falls from the sky*

    "Oh, that's not so bad-"

    *Suddenly, meteors from the sky*

    "Ah, there it is. Bloody hell."

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    Soooo, I went out and bought a copy of BlazBlue finally in the hopes of actually playing with some of you that I added to my PS friends list oh so long ago (and whoever would be interested in adding me now).

    But I have no idea if I bought the right copy. I got Calamity Trigger. I found it pretty cheap and I've enjoyed the 3 or so rounds I've tried so far, so I'll probably end up keeping it regardless and just pick up Continuum Shift later, which was equally cheap (like, 13 dollars ).

    Anyway, which do you all play?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devi View Post
    Soooo, I went out and bought a copy of BlazBlue finally in the hopes of actually playing with some of you that I added to my PS friends list oh so long ago (and whoever would be interested in adding me now).

    But I have no idea if I bought the right copy. I got Calamity Trigger. I found it pretty cheap and I've enjoyed the 3 or so rounds I've tried so far, so I'll probably end up keeping it regardless and just pick up Continuum Shift later, which was equally cheap (like, 13 dollars ).

    Anyway, which do you all play?
    Most of us play on CS, however a few of us (me, for instance) have both.

    Since I play fighting games for the story.

    That's right. I'M INSANE LIKE THAT.

    And I got into this one early. So there's that too.

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    You think that's bad. I've played arcade brawlers for the storyline.

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    I hate the Junk Heap.

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    Pity. Junkyard dogs are great for making incriminating bits disappear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Mario View Post
    You think that's bad. I've played arcade brawlers for the storyline.
    Will Haggar ever rescue his daughter? Will Cody ever stop being handsome? Will Guy ever be used by anyone? Stay tuned!

    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I hate the Junk Heap.
    Which visit? The first, the second, or the third.

    Yes, you really do go to it that many times.

    And oh boy, does it ever not get more entertaining.

    Although that could just be all the grinding for Memory Alloy and Titanium I did.

    Why did they only make 3 enemies in the entire game drop them?

    Why did they give memory alloy a drop rate of roughly 10%?

    Why did they make the bosses scale to level?

    Why did they feel the need to put the 3 enemies that actually drop ME so far apart?

    FUCKING HELL.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Mario View Post
    Now I'm having horrible visions of someone making a papermaster, inscribing all their scrolls on dollar note sized pieces of paper and playing the worst money-driven rap stereotype ever.
    You think you're cool because your car has rims?

    Bam, car made of money.


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    There are no junkyard dogs. Just robots.

    Oops, I think we've been shut in.

    Commence repetitive robot swarm.

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    Oh wait, there's also a forth visit.

    Forgot one.

    Long story short, get used to it. It's the most recycled dungeon in the game.

    HA HA, SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Which visit? The first, the second, or the third.
    Out to kill the robot who killed Jacob.

    I was doing my best to power through the main storyline before having to go to work tomorrow, but I didn't quite make it.

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