The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Slacker Magician]

I do wear my Emuparadise shirt from time to time, but if I was at work, you'd never see it. I have a uniform.

There are shirts ?

[Ivolt]

We sent em back. Platypuses kept eating them.

Platypuses are natures way of saying "I don't care anymore".

[Sprung]

There are shirts ?

Two different ones. They are given away occasionally for prizes.

[Sprung]

Platypuses are natures way of saying "SHIT. I have parts left over".

[Wyrm]

Platypuses are natures way of saying "I don't care anymore".

Proof of no god?

[Slacker Magician]

Two different ones. They are given away occasionally for prizes.

I'll have to get a cheap knock-off made .

[Wyrm]

I'll have to get a cheap knock-off made .

[Dr Mario]

Proof of no god?

Proof of one who partook too heavily of his own chemical creations.

And was a prick to start with. Did you know the damned things are venomous?

[Ivolt]

Proof of no god?

No, they're proof that if there is a god, he just does shit because he's bored and thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Like pandas.

[Wyrm]

Did you know the damned things are venomous?

No, I did not.

/The more you know.

[Sprung]

Proof of one who partook too heavily of his own chemical creations.

And was a prick to start with. Did you know the damned things are venomous?

They have a duck's bill. How would one bite you?

[Ivolt]

Proof of one who partook too heavily of his own chemical creations.

And was a prick to start with. Did you know the damned things are venomous?

Oh, it's only a nerve venom described as one of the most excruciating things a man could experience, that goes on for a day or more, and has led to several stokes and heart attacks for victims while envenomed.

I think you're making it sound worse than it seems.

[Wyrm]

They have a duck's bill. How would one bite you?

Have you never been bitten by a duck?

I sure as hell have.

Shit hurts, yo.

[Ivolt]

They have a duck's bill. How would one bite you?

They have venomous barbs on their feet.

[Synthetik]

They have a duck's bill. How would one bite you?

If you don't throw them enough bread they get angry.