Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.
They'll be too well conditioned for this

Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
And by needles, you mean their penises.
I was talking about little girls...

as there is too much competition for the boys with all those priests (well, a bit less after MJ died... but still)