The Nerd-Out: It's all about Stargate, Star Trek, BSG, Firefly, Babylon 5.

[Synthetik]

Jesus was a carpenter. Sounds pretty handy.

"Please Jesus, cure our sons blindness. We'd also love a new shelf as well."

If anyone here gets rapetured, I call dibs on your daughters and little sisters

[Kermit Da Frog]

"Please Jesus, cure our sons blindness. We'd also love a new shelf as well."

He mostly did roofs.

Jesus seals.

But he also removed wallpaper.

Jesus peels.

[Kuro Kagami]

"Please Jesus, cure our sons blindness. We'd also love a new shelf as well."

You're just jealous of my 40 underage virgins

[Nemkoon]

Nag Nag Nag NAg NAg Nag,
Who did I just do an impression of?

[Inferno.]

I have hit 900 trophies.

[Synthetik]

You're just jealous of my 40 underage virgins

Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.

[Synthetik]

He mostly did roofs.

Jesus seals.

But he also removed wallpaper.

Jesus peels.

Jesus saves... a ton of money by switching to Geico.

I have hit 900 trophies.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.

And by needles, you mean their penises.

[Ivolt]

someone give me an amusing thread to read.

I am bored.

[Rasgrez]

You're just jealous of my 40 underage virgins

Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.

And by needles, you mean their penises.

I hope you enjoy your harem of traps.

[Synthetik]

And by needles, you mean their penises.

RED 18! RED 18! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK!

[Raype]

"Please Jesus, cure our sons blindness. We'd also love a new shelf as well."

I wouldn't trust him with a shelf.

He has a serious aversion to nails.

[Kuro Kagami]

Once they get older they'll turn on you and stab you in the eyeballs with needles.

They'll be too well conditioned for this

And by needles, you mean their penises.

I was talking about little girls...

as there is too much competition for the boys with all those priests (well, a bit less after MJ died... but still)

[Rasgrez]

I wouldn't trust him with a shelf.

He has a serious aversion to nails.

[Drageuth]

And someone please tell me something happens in FFXIII, on the second disc now and the party is still split up and only allowed to travel in one direction. Damn.

Disc 2?!

Christ, son... you haven't even finished the tutorial yet.

mama told me when I was young,
girl, you got a vag and dong.
if you tuck that prick on up in your twat,
you can fuck yourself and wear a thong.

I'm not gonna lie, I may have to start singing this at work.

eBay Purchase History

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Amount $21,036.86

I fucking hate you.
Considering that's over half my yearly income...

If anyone here gets rapetured, I call dibs on your daughters and little sisters

HEY!

... they're mine.