I hate it when people start talking to you and don't define what they are talking about at all, just expect you to jump into the middle of the conversation.

Her: so any suggestions
Me: About what?
Her: piercing
Me: ... why would I have any suggestions?
Her: any iddeas
Her: wat looks hot
Me: Honestly? I'm not a huge piercings fan.
Her: oh
Her: do u still have my plunger?