The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Rasgrez]

I should probably be doing something productive.

Like sleep.

Sleep is productive? I think not.

[Tanthias]

I used to do it daily.

But then I lost access to the one thing that can put me to sleep on a regular basis.

And now I have to deal with being frequently tired.

It's quite fun.

You could use the Grinch method. Though it may result in some memory loss as well.

[Milady]

Sleep is productive? I think not.

It's like defragging your brain.

[Rasgrez]

It's like defragging your brain.

[Raype]

So, I can exercise myself to my desired size, and then eat anything I like?

Sounds good.

If only.

Instead it's more "this is your body size. You're more or less stuck with it, have fun".

The exercise, it does nothing.

Aside from knock an inch or two off my waistline.

Which is hardly noticeable.

You could use the Grinch method. Though it may result in some memory loss as well.

I'm afraid the only hammer I have on hand is far too heavy to work well with something like that.

[Tanthias]

If only.

Instead it's more "this is your body size. You're more or less stuck with it, have fun".

The exercise, it does nothing.

Aside from knock an inch or two off my waistline.

Which is hardly noticeable.



I'm afraid the only hammer I have on hand is far too heavy to work well with something like that.

Couldn't you substitute a wall or something?

[Milady]

If only.

Instead it's more "this is your body size. You're more or less stuck with it, have fun".

The exercise, it does nothing.

Aside from knock an inch or two off my waistline.

Which is hardly noticeable.

Hm. I can lose weight fairly easily.

It's just actually staying motivated and disciplined that's the issue.

And food is just so tasty.

[Rasgrez]

Ugh, starving. Need to scrounge something up as a late night snack. Tea just isn't cutting it.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Sleep is productive? I think not.

I was asleep when Osama was killed. Coincidence? I think not.

[Raype]

Couldn't you substitute a wall or something?

Not with a head as hard as mine you can't.

The walls are the only thing that'll take damage.

Hm. I can lose weight fairly easily.

It's just actually staying motivated and disciplined that's the issue.

And food is just so tasty.

That it is.

I blame the french.

Why the hell do they have to make such delicious pastries?

The italians don't help.

DELICIOUS CARB OVERLOAD.

And then just to top it all off:

Someone had to get the brilliant idea to invent bacon.

[Milady]

That it is.

I blame the french.

Why the hell do they have to make such delicious pastries?

The italians don't help.

DELICIOUS CARB OVERLOAD.

And then just to top it all off:

Someone had to get the brilliant idea to invent bacon.

Bacon I'm not so fond of.

It's the sweets and munchies that get me when I'm not even remotely hungry.

I just get bored and eat.

Obviously, I need to lock myself in a small room with only cold water and some video games and I'd be set.

Until someone mentioned something tasty-sounding anyway.

[Rasgrez]

I was asleep when Osama was killed. Coincidence? I think not.

Assuming you killed him in your sleep.

...

Then again, so was I...

[Kermit Da Frog]

Assuming you killed him in your sleep.

...

Then again, so was I...

The proof is in the sleep pudding.

[Rasgrez]

[Raype]

Bacon I'm not so fond of.

It's the sweets and munchies that get me when I'm not even remotely hungry.

I just get bored and eat.

Obviously, I need to lock myself in a small room with only cold water and some video games and I'd be set.

Until someone mentioned something tasty-sounding anyway.

Clearly the trick is to never get bored.

Alternatively, find a variety of chocolate that is not delicious.

I think the former is easier, to be honest.