The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Cosmic]

We're gonna run your baggage in the X-ra-
OH SHIT IS A BOMB YA DIRTY BRITS WANT TO RULE US AGAIN, NOT HAPPENING 'MAET!' USA! USA!
*shooting spree

"'I BEG YOUR PARDON'? THE FUCK KIND OF LANGUAGE IS THAT, BOY!? YOU IRANIAN OR SOMETHIN'?"

[Fer!]

"'I BEG YOUR PARDON'? THE FUCK KIND OF LANGUAGE IS THAT, BOY!? YOU IRANIAN OR SOMETHIN'?"

HAHAHA, LOOK AT THIS GENE, THIS GUY WROTE COLOUR AND FAVOUR, IT'S TIME FOR SOME GOOD RODNEY KING BEATIN' ON THIS WEIRDO.

[Fer!]

Started RE2. I'm missing the quickturn so much now.

[Cosmic]

HAHAHA, LOOK AT THIS GENE, THIS GUY WROTE COLOUR AND FAVOUR, IT'S TIME FOR SOME GOOD RODNEY KING BEATIN' ON THIS WEIRDO.

*visits Los Angeles*
*crosses the street at the wrong place*
*is put into hospital by fourteen LAPD officers carrying nightsticks*

[Ivolt]

And I am awake.

Went to sleep at like 6, get woken up by grandma at 7:00

"You have to take me to the bus."

WELL SHIT

[Tanthias]

*finishes shaving*

Well that took longer than expected...

*realizes I don't have razor burn for the first time ever*

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[Zaladane]

[JKDarkside]

Think I'll go searching for a job again today. Hope I can actually get a resume at that book store.

[Raype]

*finishes shaving*

Well that took longer than expected...

*realizes I don't have razor burn for the first time ever*

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I think your face has sufficiently leveled up to the point where razor burn no longer occurs.

[Ivolt]

*finishes shaving*

Well that took longer than expected...

*realizes I don't have razor burn for the first time ever*

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Why are you not tap-dancing.

Preferably on Camera.

[Zaladane]

Tan has a +1 razor!!!

[Tanthias]

I think your face has sufficiently leveled up to the point where razor burn no longer occurs.

I can only hope... Somehow I doubt it, though. I just know if I let my guard down, it'll happen again

[Tanthias]

Why are you not tap-dancing.

Preferably on Camera.

Because I don't know how to tapdance? Because the only camera I have around is the PS3 Eye? Because I seriously think it was just a fluke and the "MY FACE IS ON FIRE" sensation will occur the very next time I shave?

Or maybe all of the above.

[Ivolt]

I'm bored.

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We need a new EP Group Game.


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Sacred?

[Tanthias]

I'm bored.

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We need a new EP Group Game.


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Sacred?

System requirements
Microsoft Windows: 3.2 GHz Processor, 2GB RAM, 1GB 3D video card