The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Slacker Magician]

He was a cleric with secondary duties as a rogue.

I managed the Kensai and later the barbarian.

Tan handled the ranger.

Ivolt was the wild mage.

Which turned out about as hilariously as you might imagine.

Clerics have crazy turn undead at higher levels, everything explodes in chunky fashion .

[Fer!]

I'm thinking of getting just a 8400GS so I can run shit properly even if it's slow but get rid of that "your card can't handle TnL and Pixel Shader" bullshit.

[Colamisu]

I'm 3rd of 5.

If both of my parents married their current romantic interests, I'd be the 6th of 10.

[Tanthias]

Also, Tan's bullshit internet.

"Hey guys, I switched ISPs so I shouldn't disconn"
*Tanthias has left the game*

Wait, I thought that I swapped AFTER I completely dropped out of DII...

I find it funny that the more we advanced, the more issues I had connection-wise though.

[Raype]

I'm 3rd of 5.

If both of my parents married their current romantic interests, I'd be the 6th of 10.

*brady bunch theme begins playing*

[Colamisu]

Wait, I thought that I swapped AFTER I completely dropped out of DII...

I find it funny that the more we advanced, the more issues I had connection-wise though.

Nah, we were in Act 2 of either Hell or Nightmare and had you try hosting a few times since you had "awesome new internet." It was laggy for me and dropped Ivolt.

[Ivolt]

He was a cleric with secondary duties as a rogue.

I managed the Kensai and later the barbarian.

Tan handled the ranger.

Ivolt was the wild mage.

Which turned out about as hilariously as you might imagine.

An hilarious aside: You never killed anyone important.

Everyone else killed at least one dragon.

Pretty funny.

[Rasgrez]

Not many only childs here, yeah?

[Fer!]

I'm 2nd of 2.

I'm not a cool kid, I know.

[Colamisu]

I was the youngest for about 8 years, but then my mom was like "SHIT, WE'RE OUT OF BABIES." So she popped out two more. Then decided "Fuck that, never doing that again."

[Ivolt]

Oh god, the Magic Golems.

*Everyone tries to attack the golem with magic weapons and shit*
Hypnos: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU, STOP"
*Everyone continues what they're doing, Hypnos is the only one doing damage and punching it to death*
Hypnos: I'm surrounded by retards.

[Ivolt]

I'm 2nd of 2.

I'm not a cool kid, I know.

Me too.

We're bros-

OH SHIT, WHO'S OLDER, WHO'S OLDER, FER?

[Colamisu]

Personally, I was a big fan of the invisible orcs.

[Slacker Magician]

Oh god, the Magic Golems.

*Everyone tries to attack the golem with magic weapons and shit*
Hypnos: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU, STOP"
*Everyone continues what they're doing, Hypnos is the only one doing damage and punching it to death*
Hypnos: I'm surrounded by retards.

The game throws normal weapons at you before they appear . Of course, I still wonder why I'm not damaging them and have to scurry back because I'm getting killed .

[Slacker Magician]

Me too.

We're bros-

OH SHIT, WHO'S OLDER, WHO'S OLDER, FER?

Me th-Do step brothers count toward the x out of x?