The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Slacker Magician]

Nice to meet you, Ivolt, I'm "No-one"

I don't all the time, but if I'm curious, I will

It's too late for me to back read .

Who says I don't?/

I have no idea, I just assumed the contrary .

[Fer!]

Considering his job, I feel like we should have a bunch of closeup shots of various sharp objects, possibly with some scare chords thrown in.

I like how I tried to explain that you should be able to run games by finally just ripping a bunch of shit out of my oldest machine to the point where it was lower spec than your machine and posting screenshots of me running shit.

That was hilarious.

A normal work day in Drageuth's lunch time.

But how about L4D? I had like 30-40FPS on it at Lowest settings.

WHAT THE HELL.

[Milady]

Hey, I posted that recently.

<3 Aliens

[Slacker Magician]

Okay, then I'm surprised that the microwave didn't explode and had shrapnel flying all over his face without hurting him.


Sony: ...sigh, okay, fine, everyone will have a free copy of Uncharted 3.
PEOPLE: BOOOO YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Sony: Oh come on!

A normal work day in Drageuth's lunch time.

But how about L4D? I had like 30-40FPS on it at Lowest settings.

WHAT THE HELL.

Is it supposed to be running at 60FPS?

[Raype]

Bishop was clearly an awesome character.

And then the sequel happened.

Those bastards.

[Fer!]

No, it couldn't run Diablo 2, Starcraft and fuckold games but I could run L4D just fine in it with my Radeon 9550, 1GB and a horrible processor.

Hence the what the hell.

[Slacker Magician]

No, it couldn't run Diablo 2, Starcraft and fuckold games but I could run L4D just fine in it with my Radeon 9550, 1GB and a horrible processor.

Hence the what the hell.

Oh, that's crazy. It's like trying to figure out why Icewind Dale II lags on me for no reason sometimes .

[Fer!]

I mean, I know that L4D isn't a Crysis on PC requirements since it's a Source game, but still.

[Raype]

Oh, that's crazy. It's like trying to figure out why Icewind Dale II lags on me for no reason sometimes .

Blame the Infinity engine.

So horribly designed.

Also, BIS.

Their games, so horribly designed.

Between those two things, you've got any number of problems.

[Slacker Magician]

I mean, I know that L4D isn't a Crysis on PC requirements since it's a Source game, but still.

What are the requirements for Crysis? No matter what video card I look at, there is ALWAYS a review babbling about how they couldn't run Crysis (or Crysis 2, or something) at 999999x99999 resolution and 5,000XAA.

[Slacker Magician]

Blame the Infinity engine.

So horribly designed.

Also, BIS.

Their games, so horribly designed.

Between those two things, you've got any number of problems.

Pfff.

[Ivolt]

Blame the Infinity engine.

So horribly designed.

Also, BIS.

Their games, so horribly designed.

Between those two things, you've got any number of problems.

The Infinity Engine: The cause of half our problems.

Before anyone asks, the other half is insanity and psychopathy.

[Raype]

The Infinity Engine: The cause of half our problems.

Before anyone asks, the other half is insanity and psychopathy.

Don't forget doors.

[Fer!]

I think I'm gonna get The Witcher even though I don't have a video card to run it. But for $5 I'm up for paying it rather than pirate it.

[Fer!]

What are the requirements for Crysis? No matter what video card I look at, there is ALWAYS a review babbling about how they couldn't run Crysis (or Crysis 2, or something) at 999999x99999 resolution and 5,000XAA.

Apparently it's pretty mid-standard now, but it manages to be really good looking than newer games.

And Crysis 2 looks worse because of THEM FUCKING CONSOLES MAKING OUR PC GAMES LOOK WORSE.
Yeah, because the devs doing a half-assed job or releasing games on a less powerful platform is entirely MS and Sony's fault and not them trying to make more money, yeah.