The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Slacker Magician]

The latest batch of fighting game patches and how bad sprung is at videogames.

Sprung is TERRIBLE at games.

What fighters ?

Well, damn my brother is.

Either that or I got spoiled by my 2GB of RAM and my Dual Core.

I have computers almost a decade old faster than netbooks .

[Fer!]

Okay, I need to see if the Xbox can accept a 3.5mm to 2.5mm audio adapter, if so, I'll search for an actual quality headset instead of this piece of shit that came with the Xbox camera.

[Milady]

What fighters ?

Why don't you just go back a few pages and look?

[Fer!]

I had a computer from 2005 that worked very well until the mobo died last year.

It was fine, unless I wanted to run Starcraft, Diablo 2 or Baldur's Gate.
IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE, and Ray can testify that.

[Slacker Magician]

Seriously, how Drageuth is still alive still boggles me, he sets pants on fire, drops beds on computers and everything around him breaks.

It's like he's on Final Destination and he's trolling Death.

Derailed trains and collapsing roller coasters are next .

[Slacker Magician]

Why don't you just go back a few pages and look?

Why don't you play more games on Casual difficulty ?

[Ivolt]

Seriously, how Drageuth is still alive still boggles me, he sets pants on fire, drops beds on computers and everything around him breaks.

It's like he's on Final Destination and he's trolling Death.

He wasn't wearing the pants at the time, and they were his sons', to be fair.

So he's more like a super version of tan that DESTROYS things instead of breaking them.

[Ivolt]

Why don't you just go back a few pages and look?

You've been here for over a year.

No-one EVER looks back to check what someone is talking about.

Those buttons that lead to original posts might as well not be there.

[Tanthias]

Sony shouldn't release dates or anything, they should just go all "oh yeah, PSN is back since this morning, now buy more PSX games from the store, k?' and be done with it.

But if they don't, people will whine that "You aren't giving us any dates!! Give us dates NAO!!"

(Also, that wasn't from the blog or anything, just a random site that came up when I searched if Japan's PSN was up (since if I recall they said it'd be coming up regionally, no?) )

[Tanthias]

You've been here for over a year.

No-one EVER looks back to check what someone is talking about.

Those buttons that lead to original posts might as well not be there.

Nice to meet you, Ivolt, I'm "No-one"

I don't all the time, but if I'm curious, I will

[Slacker Magician]

You've been here for over a year.

No-one EVER looks back to check what someone is talking about.

Those buttons that lead to original posts might as well not be there.

That's right .

[Raype]

Seriously, how Drageuth is still alive still boggles me, he sets pants on fire, drops beds on computers and everything around him breaks.

It's like he's on Final Destination and he's trolling Death.

Considering his job, I feel like we should have a bunch of closeup shots of various sharp objects, possibly with some scare chords thrown in.

I had a computer from 2005 that worked very well until the mobo died last year.

It was fine, unless I wanted to run Starcraft, Diablo 2 or Baldur's Gate.
IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE, and Ray can testify that.

I like how I tried to explain that you should be able to run games by finally just ripping a bunch of shit out of my oldest machine to the point where it was lower spec than your machine and posting screenshots of me running shit.

That was hilarious.

[Milady]

Why don't you play more games on Casual difficulty ?

Who says I don't?

[Fer!]

He wasn't wearing the pants at the time, and they were his sons', to be fair.

So he's more like a super version of tan that DESTROYS things instead of breaking them.

Okay, then I'm surprised that the microwave didn't explode and had shrapnel flying all over his face without hurting him.

But if they don't, people will whine that "You aren't giving us any dates!! Give us dates NAO!!"

(Also, that wasn't from the blog or anything, just a random site that came up when I searched if Japan's PSN was up (since if I recall they said it'd be coming up regionally, no?) )

Sony: ...sigh, okay, fine, everyone will have a free copy of Uncharted 3.
PEOPLE: BOOOO YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Sony: Oh come on!

[Milady]

You've been here for over a year.

No-one EVER looks back to check what someone is talking about.

Those buttons that lead to original posts might as well not be there.

Oh, right.

I forgot you all are kind of dumb sometimes.

Nice to meet you, Ivolt, I'm "No-one"

I don't all the time, but if I'm curious, I will

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