The Poptart Cat-Out: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

[Fer!]

I had a female classmate in highschool who's now a pornstar.

Now, that's awesome.

[Ivolt]

Now, that's awesome.

You forgot he told us that?

Man, I'm like a dinosaur.

Waiting for that meteor to destroy my house any day now.

[Raype]

Being a Newfoundlandian is rough.

Only if you're a slut, a whore, a lowlife, a criminal, or you think you're hot shit and sign up for the military.

In which case, yeah, it's pretty rough.

You need a dude to hate the shit out of everything you do. For credibility.

Also, we need to fix the index link because that shit has been broken since the rollback.

Also ADVERTISEMENTS. TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR KIDS, DON'T TELL YOUR MOM, SHE WON'T UNDERSTAND.

I figured my own self loathing filled that role.

Oh right, that's supposed to be my job. Eh, I'll do it eventually.

Actually, I think my mom would probably be the one who is most enthused by watching me swear profusely and make incredibly disgusting comments while playing games intended for children.

[Fer!]

Nah, I remember, I'm just pointing out it's awesome.

[Fer!]

Only if you're a slut, a whore, a lowlife, a criminal, or you think you're hot shit and sign up for the military.

Canada has an army?

[Jazzmarazz]

Canada has an army?

If you don't want to be enlisted, do you run away to America?

[Ivolt]

Canada has an army?

The Canadian Army: The one army no-one remembers fought in WWII.

[Red Skull]

The Canadian Army: The one army no-one remembers fought in WWII.

[Gare]

Now, that's awesome.

I'm not especially surprised, though. I remember her saying that she wants to be famous one day. And she was the kind of chick who wore her jeans so low her g-string was showing all the time.

[Gare]

Anyway, I'm off to bed.

[Raype]

Canada has an army?

America is just as surprised as you are.

Which explains why they keep accidentally shooting us.

If you don't want to be enlisted, do you run away to America?

We don't conscript. HUZZAH, RIGHTS!

The Canadian Army: The one army no-one remembers fought in WWII.

Not true, the RNR is much more frequently forgotten.

[Jazzmarazz]

Anyway, I'm off to bed.

[Jazzmarazz]

Im getting a C64 bitches!

[Fer!]

Oh, great, some heavily armed drug dealers broke into my girlfriend's house.
Her dad kicked them out because usually they're just stupid ass cholos who only have big guns, some soldiers were looking for them and they arrested them.

Now I'm fucking afraid to death if they tell something to their bosses in prison. They're known for not forgetting anything.

[Jazzmarazz]

Oh, great, some heavily armed drug dealers broke into my girlfriend's house.
Her dad kicked them out because usually they're just stupid ass cholos who only have big guns, some soldiers were looking for them and they arrested them.

Now I'm fucking afraid to death if they tell something to their bosses in prison. They're known for not forgetting anything.

Like fo realz?