The Poptart Cat-Out: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

[Raype]

Jackhammer has chosen a new Avi!?
Has hell frozen over?

I remember when jack had a rammstein avatar.

4th member: Prude's cat.

Make it happen.

Actually, that could work.

NYAN NYAN NYAN and all that.

[Cosmic]

It's not too too deep, I guarantee.

Basically when I was working at Gamestop, a girl came in and wanted to get GTA4 for her brother or boyfriend, I forget. She went into her purse to pull out money, but it seemed she forgot her wallet. It was basically closing, so she couldn't really go bad to her car or whatever to pick it up.

At this point, she was basically crying and convulsing on the floor. It was the kid's birthday today, and I guess it was a last minute present. It was quite awkward at this point, shrieking and wailing coming out of the store and echoing throughout the entire mall like I was about to rape her. So I calmed her down by buying it for her so she would simply shut up and get out. When I said the words, 'Alright, alright, I... I'll buy it for you.", she sprang up and thanked for what seemed to be hours. Probably the most awkward moment of my life.

I thought that was it, but it didn't end there.

The next day, she came in. When I saw her, I tried to run to the break room but it didn't work. She gave me her number and address and asked when I was done with work. it was like 5PM and work ends at 10. So for the next 5 hours, she stood outside the store staring at me. All my co-workers were like 'what the fuck is wrong with her?'. Once I was done working, I actually used the back exit that lead into an Arby's to leave. But I knew it wouldn't work too well, as the store exited on the same isle as the Gamestop store. I tried to be sneaky about it, but she saw me and I basically sprinted back to my apartment after that. I live about 7-8 minute walk from the mall, so it wasn't a big deal, but that night sucked.

So now she knows where I lived, and for a couple weeks/month, it was pretty bad. She calmed down a little, but she still tries to see me on holidays. Today, she stood at the door with a big bag of Easter chocolate, and I just can't refuse candy. I opened the door slightly, she offered the candy, I said a quick few words but basically implied that I was doing something and promptly shut the door.

And that's basically the continuing story of my love life. And trust me, if you saw her you wouldn't even think she was weird, because she's fairly attractive. Not a beauty, but she would be like a 8/10. But I feel like if I did anything with her, she would feed me drugs and do... things to me I would never be able to live down.

Aww. She might be a nice girl, just really shy and awkward. Also, a bit strange. But mostly shy and awkward.

Did you eat the chocolate yet? Because if I was a stalky batshit insane girl and planned to covertly distribute my HIV-infected menstrual fluids directly into the object of my affection, it would probably be through the chocolate. Just saying.

[Gare]

Did you eat the chocolate yet? Because if I was a stalky batshit insane girl and planned to covertly distribute my HIV-infected menstrual fluids directly into the object of my affection, it would probably be through the chocolate. Just saying.

Whoa, way too much information there.

Let's just say I'm glad you're not a stalky insane girl.

[Shareware]

Aww. She might be a nice girl, just really shy and awkward. Also, a bit stabby. But mostly shy and awkward.

[Cosmic]

Whoa, way too much information there.

Let's just say I'm glad you're not a stalky insane girl.

Too much information? I have no idea what you're talking ab-

[Shareware]

Too much information? I have no idea what you're talking ab-

Well, that's... probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard of anyone doing intentionally. No wait, second stupidest.

[brit]

Cat is toast now, btw.

[Red Skull]

Quiji, if she's not fat, just fuck her.

[Shareware]

Quiji, if she's not fat, just fuck her.

"And that was how I lost my penis. Any questions?"

Cat is toast now, btw.

Poptart cats are even better when toasted.

[Jazzmarazz]

Quiji, if she's not fat, just fuck her.

Did you play on the Minecraft Server hosted by Nettogrof? I remember a child whos mother had died and spoke like you. His IP was banned for being that way.

[Red Skull]

Did you play on the Minecraft Server hosted by Nettogrof? I remember a child whos mother had died and spoke like you. His IP was banned for being that way.

[Shareware]

Did you play on the Minecraft Server hosted by Nettogrof? I remember a child whos mother had died and spoke like you. His IP was banned for being that way.

I really wanted to put this in my sig just for shits and giggles.

Then I didn't.

[Ivolt]

Did you play on the Minecraft Server hosted by Nettogrof? I remember a child whos mother had died and spoke like you. His IP was banned for being that way.

This is like...The greatest thing ever posted.

[Shareware]

Someone other than ME breaking the HO?

How can this be?

[Chocobolicious]

I really wanted to put this in my sig just for shits and giggles.

Then I didn't.

Cool story bro. Two thumbs up. Would read again.