The Poptart Cat-Out: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

[Raype]

Gare.

I swear to god, something is up with your sig's tits.

It's fucking with me, and I don't know why.

Only the top ones are tits, the shirt is holding the shape of her tits but it's clearly not on her chest.

You are now unfucked.

[Gare]

Gare.

I swear to god, something is up with your sig's tits.

It's fucking with me, and I don't know why.

Clearly, you've been staring at it for far too long. It's just being pressed against her arm, that's all. Also, gravity. Possibly.

WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS

[Ivolt]

i only have one friend who even has an army, let alone one of considerable size.

I run a Chaos Space Marine army total point value ~5000.

No, not the wargame, the RPG. Like, the only Fantasy Flight Games puts out.

That being said, you won't have a chaos-based book till later this year, so yeah.

[Gare]

It's not too too deep, I guarantee.

Basically when I was working at Gamestop, a girl came in and wanted to get GTA4 for her brother or boyfriend, I forget. She went into her purse to pull out money, but it seemed she forgot her wallet. It was basically closing, so she couldn't really go bad to her car or whatever to pick it up.

At this point, she was basically crying and convulsing on the floor. It was the kid's birthday today, and I guess it was a last minute present. It was quite awkward at this point, shrieking and wailing coming out of the store and echoing throughout the entire mall like I was about to rape her. So I calmed her down by buying it for her so she would simply shut up and get out. When I said the words, 'Alright, alright, I... I'll buy it for you.", she sprang up and thanked for what seemed to be hours. Probably the most awkward moment of my life.

I thought that was it, but it didn't end there.

The next day, she came in. When I saw her, I tried to run to the break room but it didn't work. She gave me her number and address and asked when I was done with work. it was like 5PM and work ends at 10. So for the next 5 hours, she stood outside the store staring at me. All my co-workers were like 'what the fuck is wrong with her?'. Once I was done working, I actually used the back exit that lead into an Arby's to leave. But I knew it wouldn't work too well, as the store exited on the same isle as the Gamestop store. I tried to be sneaky about it, but she saw me and I basically sprinted back to my apartment after that. I live about 7-8 minute walk from the mall, so it wasn't a big deal, but that night sucked.

So now she knows where I lived, and for a couple weeks/month, it was pretty bad. She calmed down a little, but she still tries to see me on holidays. Today, she stood at the door with a big bag of Easter chocolate, and I just can't refuse candy. I opened the door slightly, she offered the candy, I said a quick few words but basically implied that I was doing something and promptly shut the door.

And that's basically the continuing story of my love life. And trust me, if you saw her you wouldn't even think she was weird, because she's fairly attractive. Not a beauty, but she would be like a 8/10. But I feel like if I did anything with her, she would feed me drugs and do... things to me I would never be able to live down.

Write a book and I'll buy a dozen copies.

[Ivolt]

Only the top ones are tits, the shirt is holding the shape of her tits but it's clearly not on her chest.

You are now unfucked.

Clearly, you've been staring at it for far too long. It's just being pressed against her arm, that's all. Also, gravity. Possibly.

WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS

No one can even agree on why it's fucking with us.

YOU DON'T EVEN AGREE

[Fer!]

I'm just looking at her legs.

[Ivolt]

Write a book and I'll buy a dozen copies.

I told him to write a memoir.

[Fer!]

That said, I need a new theme.

[Gare]

http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=...view&id=235550

Go on, solve all the mysteries for yourselves.

[Fer!]

Om nom nom those legs.

[Kermit Da Frog]

YOU KNOW NOT SIR!
I never watched the show; only played the games. I own vol 1 on DVD though.

Man Card: Revoked

OOOO, I got 10 packages of Reese's peanut butter eggs for free. OuO

Thank you, creepy stalker girl.

You're welcome.

How the hell is anyone expected to kill Crawmerax????

With Bloodwing.

I'll find a siren to do it with me. I think cookie has a siren character, or I hope he does. Never mind just remembered he desn't have the DLC.

He doesn't need it, unless they've changed that since I've last played. You should be able to just initiate the travel.

[Raype]

No one can even agree on why it's fucking with us.

YOU DON'T EVEN AGREE

I figured it was just the padding that was throwing you off.

Or maybe it's her left tit being somewhat disfigured.

HUGE NIPPLES?

That said, I need a new theme.

We all do. Of course, my stylist is without any form of internet currently.

[Fer!]

Danny?

[Raype]

http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=...view&id=235550

Go on, solve all the mysteries for yourselves.

First mystery: Why are my pants so tight?

[Beelzebub]

No, not the wargame, the RPG. Like, the only Fantasy Flight Games puts out.

That being said, you won't have a chaos-based book till later this year, so yeah.

Don't even play the wargame anymore let alone going to start a brand new RPG.

Would rather play something I already have though. Like Recon, Rifts, All Flesh Must be Eaten...

Meh, I guess I'll just try and sell my army and stick with my console video games.