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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    There's more to this story and I would like to hear it.
    It's not too too deep, I guarantee.

    Basically when I was working at Gamestop, a girl came in and wanted to get GTA4 for her brother or boyfriend, I forget. She went into her purse to pull out money, but it seemed she forgot her wallet. It was basically closing, so she couldn't really go bad to her car or whatever to pick it up.

    At this point, she was basically crying and convulsing on the floor. It was the kid's birthday today, and I guess it was a last minute present. It was quite awkward at this point, shrieking and wailing coming out of the store and echoing throughout the entire mall like I was about to rape her. So I calmed her down by buying it for her so she would simply shut up and get out. When I said the words, 'Alright, alright, I... I'll buy it for you.", she sprang up and thanked for what seemed to be hours. Probably the most awkward moment of my life.

    I thought that was it, but it didn't end there.

    The next day, she came in. When I saw her, I tried to run to the break room but it didn't work. She gave me her number and address and asked when I was done with work. it was like 5PM and work ends at 10. So for the next 5 hours, she stood outside the store staring at me. All my co-workers were like 'what the fuck is wrong with her?'. Once I was done working, I actually used the back exit that lead into an Arby's to leave. But I knew it wouldn't work too well, as the store exited on the same isle as the Gamestop store. I tried to be sneaky about it, but she saw me and I basically sprinted back to my apartment after that. I live about 7-8 minute walk from the mall, so it wasn't a big deal, but that night sucked.

    So now she knows where I lived, and for a couple weeks/month, it was pretty bad. She calmed down a little, but she still tries to see me on holidays. Today, she stood at the door with a big bag of Easter chocolate, and I just can't refuse candy. I opened the door slightly, she offered the candy, I said a quick few words but basically implied that I was doing something and promptly shut the door.

    And that's basically the continuing story of my love life. And trust me, if you saw her you wouldn't even think she was weird, because she's fairly attractive. Not a beauty, but she would be like a 8/10. But I feel like if I did anything with her, she would feed me drugs and do... things to me I would never be able to live down.

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    Achievement Unlocked: Get Banned

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    Quiji tells the best stories.

    THE BEST STORIES EVER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiji View Post
    It's not too too deep, I guarantee.
    There is a problem in this story where?

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    I found a torrent with .mogg files straight from the disc and some DLC of RB that once opened with Audacity allows you to separate the channels.

    I'm going to fill in with the guitar of Just What I Needed.

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    Quiji, a normal person would've gotten her to pay him back for a video game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiji View Post
    It's not too too deep, I guarantee.

    *ker-snip*
    Damn, son. I'd be locked up in my house holding a phone and a large knife for a week if that shit happened to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Count View Post
    Damn, son. I'd be locked up in my house holding a phone and a large knife for a week if that shit happened to me.
    Wait, can you confirm that you are infact a male.

    SRSLY thou...

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    Listening to The Rev drumming on Afterlife without any interference, damn, he was a great drummer.

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    Also, what the fuck Quiji?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Wait, can you confirm that you are infact a male.

    SRSLY thou...
    Yes. I am a male. An extremely paranoid male.

    An extremely paranoid kind of a pussy male.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Kidnap friends, play the RPG.

    Unless you only run Xenos, then you're done fucked.
    i only have one friend who even has an army, let alone one of considerable size.

    I run a Chaos Space Marine army total point value ~5000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Count View Post
    Yes. I am a male. An extremely paranoid male.

    An extremely paranoid kind of a pussy male.
    OHNOES, the thing with the vagina, is showing some sort of attraction to me, RUN RUN RUNNNNNNNNNN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiji View Post
    It's not too too deep, I guarantee.

    Basically when I was working at Gamestop, a girl came in and wanted to get GTA4 for her brother or boyfriend, I forget. She went into her purse to pull out money, but it seemed she forgot her wallet. It was basically closing, so she couldn't really go bad to her car or whatever to pick it up.

    At this point, she was basically crying and convulsing on the floor. It was the kid's birthday today, and I guess it was a last minute present. It was quite awkward at this point, shrieking and wailing coming out of the store and echoing throughout the entire mall like I was about to rape her. So I calmed her down by buying it for her so she would simply shut up and get out. When I said the words, 'Alright, alright, I... I'll buy it for you.", she sprang up and thanked for what seemed to be hours. Probably the most awkward moment of my life.

    I thought that was it, but it didn't end there.

    The next day, she came in. When I saw her, I tried to run to the break room but it didn't work. She gave me her number and address and asked when I was done with work. it was like 5PM and work ends at 10. So for the next 5 hours, she stood outside the store staring at me. All my co-workers were like 'what the fuck is wrong with her?'. Once I was done working, I actually used the back exit that lead into an Arby's to leave. But I knew it wouldn't work too well, as the store exited on the same isle as the Gamestop store. I tried to be sneaky about it, but she saw me and I basically sprinted back to my apartment after that. I live about 7-8 minute walk from the mall, so it wasn't a big deal, but that night sucked.

    So now she knows where I lived, and for a couple weeks/month, it was pretty bad. She calmed down a little, but she still tries to see me on holidays. Today, she stood at the door with a big bag of Easter chocolate, and I just can't refuse candy. I opened the door slightly, she offered the candy, I said a quick few words but basically implied that I was doing something and promptly shut the door.

    And that's basically the continuing story of my love life. And trust me, if you saw her you wouldn't even think she was weird, because she's fairly attractive. Not a beauty, but she would be like a 8/10. But I feel like if I did anything with her, she would feed me drugs and do... things to me I would never be able to live down.
    And your problem with this is what now?

    The best sex is the kind where you can't look yourself in the mirror afterwards.

    (Fucking Yanderes bro. Fucking Yanderes.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    OHNOES, the thing with the vagina, is showing some sort of insane obsession with me, and would probably cut my throat in my sleep if I tried to leave her, RUN RUN RUNNNNNNNNNN.
    Which isn't quite what he was saying, but still, shit sounded scary for a minute.

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