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    It's also just occurred to me that Kim Jong Il is basically Chris Chan, if Chris Chan believed he was the bastard offspring of Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris.

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    So I have 1 year and 1 week until Portal 2 is finished downloading, I better find something to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Speaking of games (yes I'm forcing my point) my friend just downloaded and started playing minecraft. Do I say my goodbyes oooor?
    Tell him the multiplayer is broken. Hopefully he'll take your word for it and won't try it, and you'll see him again in around 2 months. Otherwise it's all downhill from here, especially if he gets on a decent server with cool plugins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    I am torn between my love for ham and my love for MoG.
    If I got a penny everytime I've heard that....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    So I have 1 year and 1 week until Portal 2 is finished downloading, I better find something to do.


    Steam told me that it would be 6 hours when I started it. I did the math and figured out that if I was being generous, the shortest amount of time it could possibly finish in with my internet connection would be right around 16 hours
    I don't see why it's 10gb, that's nearly as big as Crysis :O It just finished though, so I guess I'll find out why

    FUCK YEAH PORTAL LETS GO!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfGravity View Post
    If I got a penny everytime I've heard that....
    Like I've said, just become MasterOfHam

    Everything would be better. Also delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Speaking of games (yes I'm forcing my point) my friend just downloaded and started playing minecraft. Do I say my goodbyes oooor?
    Oh he's already seeing things in blocks, feed him nothing but porkchops from now on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Oh yeah! Then apparently a few months later the guy who sold him the rabbits got in touch to see how the breeding programme was working out and was told that Kim got hungry and ate them himself.

    I've had Under the Loving Care of the Fatherly Leader for about a year now, I really need to pull my finger out and make myself read it.
    I remember reading that, I heard he is actually a good military tactician but he just fails at doing anything else like running a country.

    It sounds like a good book, I think you should.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    It's also just occurred to me that Kim Jong Il is basically Chris Chan, if Chris Chan believed he was the bastard offspring of Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris.
    Except Kim Jong Il might actually be good at something.

    Chris has been very quiet over the past few months, has he finally learned how to deal with trolls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by !nstaGib View Post
    Tell him the multiplayer is broken. Hopefully he'll take your word for it and won't try it, and you'll see him again in around 2 months. Otherwise it's all downhill from here, especially if he gets on a decent server with cool plugins.
    He's super lazy, he's had problems connecting to the internet at his house for over a year, and I completely fixed it tonight just by googling it and inputting a prefered dns address, something he is well capable of doing, what I'm getting at is he's probably just gonna run around build a giant golden cock and balls and never play again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by !nstaGib View Post


    Steam told me that it would be 6 hours when I started it. I did the math and figured out that if I was being generous, the shortest amount of time it could possibly finish in with my internet connection would be right around 16 hours
    I don't see why it's 10gb, that's nearly as big as Crysis :O It just finished though, so I guess I'll find out why

    FUCK YEAH PORTAL LETS GO!!!!
    It wasn't a torrent program with a greek symbol in the name that gave me that figure.

    I heard it's only 4 hours of actual gameplay which for 10 gigs seems a little excessive, I hope the voice actors they added make the game more enjoyable although I don't know if it can live up to Portal 1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Like I've said, just become MasterOfHam

    Everything would be better. Also delicious.

    Typical! Everybody wants to eat ham, but nobody cares about the gravity. I have a responsibility! God damn! ...I do like the ham though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    He's super lazy, he's had problems connecting to the internet at his house for over a year, and I completely fixed it tonight just by googling it and inputting a prefered dns address, something he is well capable of doing, what I'm getting at is he's probably just gonna run around build a giant golden cock and balls and never play again.
    Oh
    If you don't put in the time to learn how to play MC, you'll probably not like it. Once you learn how to do all of the cool stuff though it's really fun. I've played it to death though, now I just open up a server and build with my friends using give commands. The actual survival part is really old to me. I sorta want to make a L4D Survival type map though, with like a fortress and arrows and dispensers and stuff. It could be cool if done right, with monster spawners and what not. Idk if it would work out though. I think it would be cool though, since the creepers could actually damage the walls and stuff. I'll just have to try it some time I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    It wasn't a torrent program with a greek symbol that gave me that figure.

    I heard it's only 4 hours of actual gameplay which for 10 gigs seems a little excessive, I hope the voice actors they added make the game more enjoyable although I don't know if it can live up to Portal 1.
    I didn't even really consider pirating it tbh. I got it for $40 though, because I preordered it with a friend.

    I'm going to be a bit pissed if it's only 4 hours. Ok, I'm going to be really pissed. I'm looking forward to the co-op though, hopefully that will make up for it?
    I'm also really hoping there's more of a modding community for this game, in the way of custom maps and what not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    It's also just occurred to me that Kim Jong Il is basically Chris Chan, if Chris Chan believed he was the bastard offspring of Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris.
    I totally wiped all memory of Chris Chan from my mind until you mentioned him.



    ...found his smiley that I traumatized Cookie with though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Like I've said, just become MasterOfHam

    Everything would be better. Also delicious.
    You. Assuming Ray's up for it, do we finish diving today? Possibly with a guest appearance by Elin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterOfGravity View Post
    Typical! Everybody wants to eat ham, but nobody cares about the gravity. I have a responsibility! God damn! ...I do like the ham though
    You could still be Master of Gravity. With a secondary title of "Lord of Ham".

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