The Korean Fan Death out: thats not funny guys cousin gerald died that way

[Jazzmarazz]

Ever hear of hair ties, or a hair clip ?

Emasculating.

[Drageuth]

I'm allowed to cut the back and sides but I've been ordered to keep my fringe under pain of death. It's only the most annoying part!

My hair doesn't grow "down," it just kind of grows "out."
Therefore, keep it short.

[Colamisu]

Personally, ponytail. It's simple, not too terribly feminine, and makes it easily manageable.

[Drageuth]

Personally, ponytail. It's simple, not too terribly feminine, and makes it easily manageable.

And provides a nice handle for the guy fucking you in the ass.




... was that subtle enough?

[Cosmic]

My hair doesn't grow "down," it just kind of grows "out."
Therefore, keep it short.

That's what straighteners are for.

I've more or less stopped straightening mine, it looks way nicer left wavy at this length.

[Colamisu]

My hair doesn't grow "down," it just kind of grows "out."
Therefore, keep it short.

I let it grow long for the same reason. When my hair is short, I end up with cowlicks all over the place. Longer, it's heavy enough to counteract the goofy shit like that.

[Colamisu]

And provides a nice handle for the guy fucking you in the ass.




... was that subtle enough?

I was expecting a comment like that, so it doesn't particularly bother me. At least it's not pigtails.

Although I think it would be fucking excellent if my beard was long enough to braid.

[Slacker Magician]

Emasculating.

Only if you look manly in the first place .

[Drageuth]

That's what straighteners are for.

I've more or less stopped straightening mine, it looks way nicer left wavy at this length.

... I'm keeping my fucking hair short.

I let it grow long for the same reason. When my hair is short, I end up with cowlicks all over the place. Longer, it's heavy enough to counteract the goofy shit like that.

I don't like to have to worry about a lot of maintenance on my hair. It's just... easier to keep it short and not have to worry about it at all.

[Drageuth]

I was expecting a comment like that, so it doesn't particularly bother me. At least it's not pigtails.

Although I think it would be fucking excellent if my beard was long enough to braid.

Nah, you would look like a Jack Sparrow wannabe.

[Colamisu]

I don't like to have to worry about a lot of maintenance on my hair. It's just... easier to keep it short and not have to worry about it at all.

Yeah, aside from the time it takes to wash it, my hair is more trouble when it's short. Unless I just get it buzzed once every 2-3 weeks. But screw that. I'd rather get a haircut once a year, tops.

Also, doing the hair flick is fun. And a conversation piece.

[Colamisu]

Nah, you would look like a Jack Sparrow wannabe.

Shit, I've wanted a braided beard since long before Pirates of the Caribbean came out.

[Jazzmarazz]

What is handsome if not the male version of beautiful?

[Drageuth]

Yeah, aside from the time it takes to wash it, my hair is more trouble when it's short. Unless I just get it buzzed once every 2-3 weeks. But screw that. I'd rather get a haircut once a year, tops.

Also, doing the hair flick is fun. And a conversation piece.

Or you could just buy some hair clippers and give it a quick buzz once a week.
Doesn't work quite as well when you forget to do it, though, 'cause now I gotta get someone over to do it for me.

[Colamisu]

Or you could just buy some hair clippers and give it a quick buzz once a week.
Doesn't work quite as well when you forget to do it, though, 'cause now I gotta get someone over to do it for me.

Yeah, that's what I meant. Far too much work. That's more maintenance than my hair requires now.