The Korean Fan Death out: thats not funny guys cousin gerald died that way

[Cosmic]

Only Mortal Kombat I ever really played was 3/Trilogy on PS1.

So I don't really know what you're talking about!

When the first Mortal Kombat game came out Nintendo decided to remove all the blood and gimp some of the fatalities, whereas SEGA left everything intact, you just had to use a cheat code to unlock it on the Mega Drive.

SEGA Kano = rips out his opponent's still beating heart.
Nintendo Kano = awkwardly punches his opponent in the chest. Then they die. Or something.

Of course, I was a little kid and had no internet so didn't know about any of this until I was slightly older. I couldn't understand why everyone thought Mortal Kombat was so violent.

[Drageuth]

Fuck you guys talk a lot when I'm not here.

Also, someone needs to come over here and cut my hair.

RIGHT NOW.

[Cosmic]

Fuck you guys talk a lot when I'm not here.

Also, someone needs to come over here and cut my hair.

RIGHT NOW.

Nuh uh. I'm not allowed to cut mine, you're not allowed to cut yours.

[Jazzmarazz]

Fuck you guys talk a lot when I'm not here.

Also, someone needs to come over here and cut my hair.

RIGHT NOW.

Same here...my gf just choked on it during sex.

[Cosmic]

Same here...my gf just choked on it during sex.

Kinky.

[Colamisu]

Nuh uh. I'm not allowed to cut mine, you're not allowed to cut yours.

So are we going to have an EP long-haired-guys party at some point?

[Drageuth]

Nuh uh. I'm not allowed to cut mine, you're not allowed to cut yours.

BUT IT'S ALMOST AN INCH AND A HALF LONG

Same here...my gf just choked on it during sex.

[Colamisu]

So, I think I may have problems. I saw USA_President's sig. It says "A blender is the alternative to a Falcon Punch." So I sat there for about 30 seconds trying to figure out how exactly you could abort a pregnancy with a blender.

[Cosmic]

So are we going to have an EP long-haired-guys party at some point?

Party in the back is fine, but business in the front is sick and wrong.

[Slacker Magician]

So are we going to have an EP long-haired-guys party at some point?

Then we would have to meet... In person .

[Jazzmarazz]

She says it has to be cut for her own safety.

[Colamisu]

Then we would have to meet... In person .

Dibs on pitching.

[Slacker Magician]

She says it has to be cut for her own safety.

Ever hear of hair ties, or a hair clip ?

[Cosmic]

BUT IT'S ALMOST AN INCH AND A HALF LONG

I'm allowed to cut the back and sides but I've been ordered to keep my fringe under pain of death. It's only the most annoying part!

[Drageuth]

Ever hear of hair ties, or a hair clip ?

Put it up in a bun!