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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    But naked is a good feeling.

    I like to feel naked whenever possible.

    Which is why I've been known to spontaneously drop trow.
    I was informed that Goatees are known as prison pussy, the fact that mine was quite long made me shudder to think whose pussy he was likening it to.

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    Ray, Ivolt, want to attack a big bad wolf that has goblin wares in an hour (or less, depending on length of surveys)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    But naked is a good feeling.

    I like to feel naked whenever possible.

    Which is why I've been known to spontaneously drop trow.
    He has no hair on head at all now.

    He's like all those clones that appear in tanks in movies that have no body hair.

    Only just his face. Unless he has something extra to tell us...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanthias View Post
    Ray, Ivolt, want to attack a big bad wolf that has goblin wares in an hour (or less, depending on length of surveys)?
    Eh, it's not like I'm actually doing anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackhammer View Post
    I was informed that Goatees are known as prison pussy, the fact that mine was quite long made me shudder to think whose pussy he was likening it to.
    I bet Margaret Thatcher has absurdly long pubes. Like, to her knees.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tanthias View Post
    Ray, Ivolt, want to attack a big bad wolf that has goblin wares in an hour (or less, depending on length of surveys)?
    Why yes, I most certainly shall partake in Operation Fourth Little Pig. I merely have to provide myself with nutritional intake and some empty calorie drinks, once I'm done putting everything within its proper place.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    He has no hair on head at all now.

    He's like all those clones that appear in tanks in movies that have no body hair.

    Only just his face. Unless he has something extra to tell us...
    Force him to play one of the good Hitman games.

    Suddenly, you don't feel so bad about being hairless.

    *caution: May lead to a tendency to notice people's movement patterns, an increase in sneakyness, and increased awareness of how the environment can be used to dispose of people*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I bet Margaret Thatcher has absurdly long pubes. Like, to her knees.
    And all stuck together in big stinking grey clumps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackhammer View Post
    And all stuck together in big stinking grey clumps...
    Dreadlocks of pubes.

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    Final survey initiating.

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    Final survey finished.

    So yeah, ready when you guys are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackhammer View Post
    And all stuck together in big stinking grey clumps...
    Like an old matted dog's hair.

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    Making food.

    Lord knows none of you want a repeat of me eating crackers.

    OR DO YOU?

    That's pretty weird then.

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    Can we stop talking about old lady pubes? I just ate.

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    It's EP, what else would they talk about?

    On a serious note, anybody play/have thoughts on Dead Nation? Kicking around the idea of grabbing that when I next get a PSN card.

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    I'm not going to need an iPod soon as I'll be unemployed, and I can easily use my phone on bus journeys to the job centre.

    £100 I'll get for it on eBay.

    HMMMM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanthias View Post
    It's EP, what else would they talk about?

    On a serious note, anybody play/have thoughts on Dead Nation? Kicking around the idea of grabbing that when I next get a PSN card.
    Please do, and let me play with you guys as I've had it sat at 14% for the longest time.

    It's your typical top down zombie shooter. Enjoyable, but a bit repetitive. Great in co-op.

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