The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

[Synthetik]

Pffft, y'all don't know about the heat. Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Also, I haven't slept in 33 hours, but I'm at that point where I've somehow overlapped myself and don't feel tired anymore.

[King]

Never even witnessed that.

I have however witnessed an obese man walking around my house in his underwear in the night.

I told him "King, get the fuck out of here before I call the cops", and he left.

King's like Batman. Right down to the homoerotic undertones.

You really have to put my name in all your awkward talk.

[Shareware]

Kinda sounds like my summer. Blazing fuck all weed with hoes in the air conditioning.

In other words, METH.

This shit is getting sigquoted so fast.

rep +1 for you.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Silly Japanese, your country's going to shit, don't be greedy with your Pokemon trades in the GTS.

[Synthetik]

I still think she's Ray's alt account just so he can say a girl talks to him.

I think Ivolt summed it up best: "Considering that I've played games and talked to both of them at the same time, that scenario would take the plunge from lol, weird to HOLY SHIT, CREEPY."

[Kermit Da Frog]

I think Ivolt summed it up best: "Considering that I've played games and talked to both of them at the same time, that scenario would take the plunge from lol, weird to HOLY SHIT, CREEPY."

"Mom, I'm going to be playing games online again, can you pretend to be a teen so I don't seem like I'll be forever alone?"

[King]

Time to leave.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Time to leave.

Night, dude.

[Synthetik]

This shit is getting sigquoted so fast.

rep +1 for you.

I've got no strings, so I have fun. I'm not tied up to anyone. They've got strings, but you can see: There are. No. Strings. On. Me.

[Shareware]

There are plenty of gay men women who would like to be all up on me.

And stuff.

[Shareware]

Time to leave.

See ya, King.

I'm locking my back door in more ways than one.

[Synthetik]

"Mom, I'm going to be playing games online again, can you pretend to be a teen so I don't seem like I'll be forever alone?"

Yes Kermit, stay paranoid cautious. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES.

[Synthetik]

Time to leave.

Later.

There are plenty of gay men women who would like to be all up on me.

And stuff.

Sometimes... you gotta fuck a dude. It's all straight.

Toss the salad, right?

[Kermit Da Frog]

There are plenty of gay men women who would like to be all up on me.

And stuff.

You went to the nursing home again, aye?

Yes Kermit, stay paranoid cautious. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES.

She can't hurt us all if we get in our bubbles. Get in your bubble, Syn.

[Shareware]

Sometimes... you gotta fuck a dude.

That's what I keep telling everyone. Sometimes there's no other real options.

"Leave the bar, or fuck this dude."

I had no other choice.