Quote Originally Posted by The Count View Post
Never even witnessed that.

I have however witnessed an obese man walking around my house in his underwear in the night.

I told him "King, get the fuck out of here before I call the cops", and he left.

King's like Batman. Right down to the homoerotic undertones.

Also, shirtless lawn mowing hurts.... a lot... the sunburn is death. PURE DEATH.