The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

[Miss Piggy]

I'm in this class where my teacher is a pretty knowledgeable guy about journalism and whatnot, but he's also a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Some of his claims are well, like the weapons corporations and the US government creating the Mexican Drug War to debilitate the country and take over in less than five years, a military totalitarian dictatorship happening in the near future, and stuff like that are somewhat...well, feasible. But when he told us to read The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, I completely lost all respect for him.

'The book is true!' he says, "it's the Jew bankers and the weapons manufacturers who have controlled the world to make you think otherwise and not realize THE TRUTH".

EXACTLY! How do you people not understand this

[Ivolt]

*checks note attached to cookie

"From Cookie Monster's jar."

I'm hugely screwed right now.

Well yeah.

I mean, the fuck I was gonna pay for a cookie.

God.

[Miss Piggy]

*checks note attached to cookie

"From Cookie Monster's jar."

I'm hugely screwed right now.

Run. And never look back.

[Raype]

I'm in this class where my teacher is a pretty knowledgeable guy about journalism and whatnot, but he's also a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Some of his claims are well, like the weapons corporations and the US government creating the Mexican Drug War to debilitate the country and take over in less than five years, a military totalitarian dictatorship happening in the near future, and stuff like that are somewhat...well, feasible. But when he told us to read The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, I completely lost all respect for him.

'The book is true!' he says, "it's the Jew bankers and the weapons manufacturers who have controlled the world to make you think otherwise and not realize THE TRUTH".

To be fair, the Zionists aren't above blatant propaganda and there's an unusually large percentage of them in power. Insult the jews in the wrong line of work, and you're kaput. It's not quite as reasonable as the US promoting turmoil in central america (they've outright stated that they've done it before.), but still, it's not completely insane.

[Ivolt]

There is only so much value to go around. Money is a percentage of the net value. When you have more money, the less value is allotted to each unit of money.

Or: the more of something you have, the less it's worth. HOW DO THEY NOT GET THIS?

Prices go up because companies hate you.

Also, I love people who pirate media but will buy 100 dollar sneakers.

SO FUNNY.

[Cookie Monster]

Me so mad (thread closed)

Is that what it means to become staff? You become lizard people?

It has more to do with being here since forever than with staff.

[Cookie Monster]

Ok, I'm feeling better now

[Gare]

COOKIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

Btw, Fer!

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/

[Raype]

This reminds me, I was intending to make a fuckhuge cookie later.

I'm thinking about 15 inches in diameter. Mostly because that's the largest spherical pan I have on hand right now.

Then I shall toss it out, much to cookie's disgust.

[Miss Piggy]

Prices go up because companies hate you.

Also, I love people who pirate media but will buy 100 dollar sneakers.

SO FUNNY.

That`s not me at all

Also, WHY COOKIE! WAS IT IVOLT`S FAULT?! WHY WON`T YOU OPEN UP TO US!?

[Miss Piggy]

This reminds me, I was intending to make a fuckhuge cookie later.

I'm thinking about 15 inches in diameter. Mostly because that's the largest spherical pan I have on hand right now.

Then I shall toss it out, much to cookie's disgust.

Do you want him to close the thread again?

[Raype]

Prices go up because companies hate you.

Also, I love people who pirate media but will buy 100 dollar sneakers.

SO FUNNY.

Here's an analogy that you can surely stand behind.

"This is a pizza. This pizza is all the market value of the currency in this country.

*slice it into 4 pieces*

There are now slices. Oh wait, more people want slices, and you all want more slices?

*cut into 8 pieces*

There. Wait, there isn't any more pizza than there was before, I just made the slices smaller?

That's how fucking inflation works."

Then you stab them in the face with a fork.

[Fer!]

To be fair, the Zionists aren't above blatant propaganda and there's an unusually large percentage of them in power. Insult the jews in the wrong line of work, and you're kaput. It's not quite as reasonable as the US promoting turmoil in central america (they've outright stated that they've done it before.), but still, it's not completely insane.

Yeah, some of his theories actually have some sense, and we all know how the CIA works. It's just that I found the whole book deal as a joke, and he was dead serious about it.

But okay, let's give him some credit, he has some good points, the day he tells us to read 'The Secret' I'll know that he's just a nutcase.

[Fer!]

Thanks Gare, I'll try to pull off something that happened accidentally over the weekend.

[Miss Piggy]

Here's an analogy that you can surely stand behind.

"This is a pizza. This pizza is all the market value of the currency in this country.

*slice it into 4 pieces*

There are now slices. Oh wait, more people want slices, and you all want more slices?

*cut into 8 pieces*

There. Wait, there isn't any more pizza than there was before, I just made the slices smaller?

That's how fucking inflation works."

Then you stab them in the face with a fork.

I still don`t get it. In fact it just made it more confusing.