Just don't be a douche and I will at least tolerate you.
You're not my favorite person on the board, nor will you ever be, but as long as you think before you type shit out and try not to act like a juvenile, at the very least I won't threaten you.
I realize that the majority of the people on this board are younger than me, and I shouldn't expect the highest level of maturity/responsibility/morals from people here, especially considering that we are on the Internet, but that also means that I get to speak my mind and tell people how much I dislike them when I think they are being idiots/juvenile/generally retarded.
Don't place your welcome on this board on anything that I say. I'm not Alpha & Omega here. I just tend to hang around here a lot, and will usually make my contempt known if someone pisses me off. Beyond that, I really don't care about anything that you do.
I'm just gonna wait for a newb to step over the line with a joke towards me that I find offensive so I can release the power of my banhammer.
Also, smokebreak.