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Thread: The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    I'm an f-18 bro, I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordinance to the ground.
    I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have a job anymore cause of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    They said that party had enough cocaine for two and a half men.

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    Sup bitches.

    I MEAN FRIENDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Sup bitches.

    I MEAN FRIENDS.
    I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
    It's already been brought, girlfriend.

    You don't even know yet. You don't even know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    It's already been brought, girlfriend.

    You don't even know yet. You don't even know.
    You can't process me with a normal brain.

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    That's why I stole all these brains and linked them together to make a supercomputer!

    Just like the original plot of the Matrix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    That's why I stole all these brains and linked them together to make a supercomputer!

    Just like the original plot of the Matrix.
    And then they changed it.

    Thermodynamics wept.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    And then they changed it.

    Thermodynamics wept.
    That was movie where people were ninjas on the internet, and people lived on ships that could float through the sky ALL DAY.

    FUCK Thermodynamics, they just get in the way of me looking cool.

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    Fuck thermodynamics, sell free energy machines on youtube.

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    Fuck youtube, sell babies on free energy machines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Fuck youtube, sell babies on free energy machines.
    Babes on machines?

    yeaaaah
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    You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
    Drug tests don't lie. Scoreboard doesn't lie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
    As far back as I could remember I've always wanted to be a gangster.

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